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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:34 pm 
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Pope Jim graduated from the University of Richard Cranium with a PHD in Rectum Exit Languages... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:09 pm 
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Plook was expelled from junior high, fired by Jack In The Box and rejected by the Army for having flat feet and a scrotal piercing. Is it any wonder he loves Zappa so?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:51 am 
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Pope Jim is running negative campaign adds in Rome in order to secure the Conclave votes... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:46 pm 
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Plook is hard at work in the Papal ultra-top-secret basement spiking the holy cistern with LSD-25, psilocybin and laxatives. Next week is gonna be so much fun. St. Peters will never smell the same.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:46 am 
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Pope Jim has been known to wear a helmet while riding in the Pope Mobil... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:30 am 
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Plook has been known to wear a helmet on his helmet (just to be safe, y'know).

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:16 am 
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It was an innocent and somewhat trendy post by Caputh that caused the poodle to react and resume posting on our once serene forum instantly turning it into a hard hat area. Plook will be fine as his helmet is wearing a helmet. but the rest of us are now it seems in extreme peril, 60000 characters in the wrong hands can cause a lot of sleep.

Caputh what have you done....why resurrect trendy why not unica...lifes so unfair....


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:50 am 
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Gray_Ghost worries about resurrection since last time it happened it caused some heavy religous shit to happen... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:21 pm 
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Plook's sabotage of the Vatican was so complete that the Zappa.com website was knocked offline for for eight hours. I, for one, was distraught.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:26 pm 
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Pope Jim fixed the zappa.com server with a crucifix, a paper clip, and some chewing gum.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:11 pm 
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(Also a naughty nun's tampon string.)

False Dichotomy chose sodomy over lobotomy. Would you?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:42 pm 
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Jim thinks that he is well within the papabili.

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coevad wants to be your Yoko Ono.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:00 am 
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Jim was late for his choir boy greasing. Third time this month!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:47 am 
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Jim was late for his choir boy greasing. Third time this month!


I read this with a mouthful of granola. What a fucking mess! coevad inspires good housekeeping from the worst of us.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:26 pm 
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Pope Jim is a granolia munchef.... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:03 pm 
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If Plook could teach Trendmonger to spell and if Trendy could pointedly teach Plook how to string his stances and perspectives into a systematic, logical Wagon Train, the two of them together might constitute a competent music reviewer. (See FZ's opinion of those of that persuasion elsewhere.)


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:55 pm 
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Pope Jim is a Pod attempting to bodysnatch Trendy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:48 pm 
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Pope Jim wrote:
If Plook could teach Trendmonger to spell and if Trendy could pointedly teach Plook how to string his stances and perspectives into a systematic, logical Wagon Train, the two of them together might constitute a competent music reviewer. (See FZ's opinion of those of that persuasion elsewhere.)

I'll pass

Plook uses ranger beads to find his way to Jim's secret basemant.

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coevad woke up one day and realized he was tyhe only Frank Zappa fan left in the old neighborhood... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:06 pm 
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Plook thinks that ty-he is a form of male yoga.

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Covead thinks that Chai Tea is a form of Yoga.


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downer mydnyte thinks Yoga is a form of Yoga... :smoke:


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Plook only thinks in the bathroom when he's playing with his yoga.


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Pope Jim Ponders while he piss's, then he pumells while he plays, then he postulates his perspective... :smoke:


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