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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:22 pm 
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Well, well, well. What do we have here. A rejected Oregonian Pope? Naaaa!

Jim's shorts are so brown right now, they can be confused with certain clouds.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:33 pm 
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coevad gazes upon the dejected Oregonian pope with anal bleach in his eyes. This won't end well.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:40 pm 
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Pope Jim's anus will live anew with my special papal technique. You'll taste it in your mouth.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:04 am 
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coevad is looking forward to his greatest professional challenge yet, the bleaching of Trendmonger's lips and nose. We applaud your bravery, good sir.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:19 am 
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Pope Jim had a unfortunate misunderstanding while at the beach, someone yelled "does anyone have beach balls...", he mistook it for "bleached balls" and dropped his shorts to much laughter... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:39 am 
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Plook spent months studying Trendy's Little Red Book, hoping to reach satori and true 'Nlightenment. Now he can't remember how to tie his shoes.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:24 pm 
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Pope Jim was turned to steel in the great magnetic field when he traveled time for the future of mankind.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:11 pm 
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FalseDichotomy hopes to become coevad's apprentice in the anal bleaching business. Failing that, he'll stick with his day job as Disco Boy's Speedo waxer.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:00 pm 
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The eye of the shitstorm hurricane Pope Jim created seems to be reaching landfall right about now at dzw. Thanks for the increased devistation you piece of shit Catholic!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:54 am 
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Try as he might, coevad can't pull his head out of his ass. But let's look on the bright side: At least now the big meanies can't give him a swirlie.

(You understand that I'm a fake pope, don't you? Hell, I'm not even a Catholic, much less a Christian. I took that name, Pope Jim, to bug Gary Titone. He was trying to pass himself off as Ambassador-at-Large at the time, the official mouthpiece for Dweezil Zappa World. I figured if he could call himself something that he clearly wasn't, I might as well be the fucking pope.)


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:26 am 
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Pope Jim says, "Drugs, not hugs!"

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FalseDichotomy divides his time between drugs, hugs and rugs. He dreams of sharing all three with a 1967 version of Marianne Faithful, but is still considering the major emotional and financial ramifications of a Mars bar, a time machine, a stretch in prison and an argument with Mick Jagger.

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Caputh needs to stay out of those trendy new shops just off the corner... :smoke:


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Plook thinks masturbating on a jet airliner qualifies him for the mile-high club.


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Pope Jim and Coevad had a romantic rendezvous in Seal Beach over the weekend and now they both feel used.


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downer mydnyte is jealous of the romance and will drive non-stop for 24 hours wearing a diaper to break up the relationship, he got the idea from the news... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:48 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Try as he might, coevad can't pull his head out of his ass. But let's look on the bright side: At least now the big meanies can't give him a swirlie.

(You understand that I'm a fake pope, don't you? Hell, I'm not even a Catholic, much less a Christian. I took that name, Pope Jim, to bug Gary Titone. He was trying to pass himself off as Ambassador-at-Large at the time, the official mouthpiece for Dweezil Zappa World. I figured if he could call himself something that he clearly wasn't, I might as well be the fucking pope.)

I'm such a liar.
You're not real? Nooooo!

Plook just ordered a gross of fondue forks, w/ naked lady handles.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:17 am 
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Plook bought some Moon cheese. He couldn't help himself. Anything bearing the vaguest relationship to the Zappa family is a must-have item to him. He was so excited. He couldn't wait to get home and whip up a Moon fondue in his not-so-secret culinary laboratory in the (you guessed it) basement. Just as the fondue began bubbling, he was distracted by a phone call. It was his boss and he didn't dare not answer. So he groaned and took the call and went back upstairs for better reception. That's when Gary the Blunder Dog made his move. He gobbled up every last speck of the fondue. Turns out it was real moon cheese from the real moon in the sky and it was radioactive! The transformation began almost immediately. Gary the Blunder Dog turned into Gary the Spiderhulk. And Gary the Spiderhulk was ANGRY! He was so angry, he wanted to bite someone. Who will it be? Stay tuned, dear reader. I'd tell you now, but I have an appointment with the commode...

Oh no! Another liar chimed in. I must tell you now, before I fill my papal diaper. He bit coevad. He bit him right in his shriveled nards! And now I really must go.


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Pope Jim is getting confused in his old age... :smoke:


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Plook plays a big part in that confusion. He goes from fucking hilarious in one post to dead dull in the next. Are there perhaps two Plooks, a clever one and a drooling cretin, operating under the same screen name? Send your guesses to Trendmonger@brownlipstick.com, because I don't really want to know.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:01 pm 
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Pope Jim is on two day marathon locked inside Plooks nss basement. They are painting tiny pubic hairs on the Naked-lady fondue forks. downermydnyte's outside banging on the door yellin' - "Pope-ee, I can't quit you! Please let me in, I wanna hep yez! I'll paint the armpit hairs on 'em!" Jim tells Plook - "pass me another PBR and crank that
Captain Beyond up louder. These ladies pits are stayin' smooth."

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Coevad dips Nacho Cheese Doritos in Beluga caviar, drinks Grand Marnier, cranks up some Motley Crue and polishes the gate of his South Laguna home.


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Downer Mydnyte hates his job as Adam Lambert's poolboy. Cleaning the filters is just so yucky. :P


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:54 am 
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I fucked up on JW's facebook zappa quote. I forgot to research.
And Pope Jim isn't acerbic at all. He loves it when I try to correct him.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:48 am 
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coevad gently applies the Nair to Trendmonger's monstrous ball sack. He patiently waits the required amount of time for the stinky preparation to loosen the pubes. Now comes the hard part. He licks...and licks...and gags...and licks some more. He doesn't dare stop. If he does, that fucking mutant dog, Gary, will bite him again and he still hasn't healed from the last time. "Oh. God," he moans, "why hast thou forsaken me?" Tears begin to fall.


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