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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:30 am 
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Do we live on the same planet?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:48 am 
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Do you need a numb-nut wrench?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:07 am 
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May I borrow yours? I've been looking for one for weeks.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:57 am 
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If I send USPS, will it make it through the hydrogen clouds?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:50 am 
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It depends on overnight versus 2 to 3 day, right?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:50 pm 
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are you thinking of UPS?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:40 pm 
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Could be USPS correct?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:46 pm 
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sure, why not?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:06 am 
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what about Fedex?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:09 am 
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Do they deliver your shit as fast as Ex-Lax does?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:04 am 
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Is it insured?

( :mrgreen: That Kiirk's a fart smeller.)


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:20 am 
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How valuable is your shit?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:49 am 
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If it is a potentially a world record shit shouldn't it be worth a lot of money?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:20 am 
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What do you mean it ain't worth shit? It IS shit!


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:04 am 
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Are you trying to confuse us?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:11 pm 
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Are you working for DZW?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:06 pm 
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Not anymore. Can I get food stamps?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:52 pm 
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Didn't you get a severance that included a download and free concert tickets for the Beacon?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:10 am 
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Don't forget the ZPZ beach towel, is that rock and roll or what?




I have a couple of the towels, great for scaring the kids at the beach......in a good way....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:14 am 
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Do they make a Snuggie?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:58 am 
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How about ball gags and finger cuffs?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:58 am 
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Do you really have to drag a perfectly good family moment into the gutter?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:06 am 
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what family?


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Should we sing, "We are family..."?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:49 am 
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Should Pope Jim get the first spanking?


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