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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:54 am 
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Pope Jim has set up a Nanny cam in various Forum members not so secret basement and exposes their depest darkest secrets... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:19 am 
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Plook is the deepest member of the Johnny Depp fan club. He has a thing for swashbuckling men.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:03 am 
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coevad just realized Johnny Depp copied Plooks Movie Star Hair and is taking up a collection to sue the brazen actor... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:12 pm 
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Plook refuses to listen to The Action Is Go by Fu Manchu because he objects to the Glen E Friedman cover photo. He says it glorifies danger.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:10 pm 
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Looks like downer emptied Adam Lambert's pool. That's one way to get out of cleaning those nasty filters.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:41 pm 
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Buuzzzzz! sorry Pope. That is not outrageous enough.

Pope Jims balls were burned by bottle rocket explosions at a Be Bop Deluxe concert in 1976. He was mooning the band.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:58 am 
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Monkeys flew UP coevad's butt. What the hell was that all about?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:16 am 
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Pope Jim is allowed back on DZW. Oh snap!

Sorry Jim, I really don't mean to offend.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:51 am 
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tiboudre Rockie Card is worthless on the Zappa Forum... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:03 am 
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tiboudre wrote:
Pope Jim is allowed back on DZW. Oh snap!

Sorry Jim, I really don't mean to offend.


Ooooo! That may be the most outrageuos post ever!

Plook does his Rocky Balboa immitation by running up the stairs of his nss basement shouting 'Adrian!'
'Mickey' by Toni Basil is cranked up to eleven, though. WTF!


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:09 am 
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coevad wrote:
tiboudre wrote:
Pope Jim is allowed back on DZW. Oh snap!

Sorry Jim, I really don't mean to offend.


Ooooo! That may be the most outrageuos post ever!

Plook does his Rocky Balboa immitation by running up the stairs of his nss basement shouting 'Adrian!'
'Mickey' by Toni Basil is cranked up to eleven, though. WTF!


I am not offended. Good one.

coevad may be the next DZW reject if he's not careful. Turdmuncher is beginning to flex his muscle. And despite all his talk of good will, it is not a love muscle.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:23 pm 
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Pope Jim's next sermon begins with words: "In Eugene, the air was thick with the smell of cordite..." and ends with the words "...and thus he is damned for all eternity."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:38 pm 
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Caputh went to the Jerry Garcia Birthday Bash Jam which was held in Alton Baker Park in Eugene, OR. USA. He stood in the sunlight and he took out a Bic lighter and a small package of hemp string. He lit a piece of the hemp string, held his fresh, new glass pipe (with a lizard on it) to his lips and ignited the kind bud of Oregon's finest with the string. He inhaled. His significant other stood beside him and held her solar vaporizer beneath the sun waiting for Caputh to hand her the totally righteous new pipe. Caputh exhaled and smiled. He passed the bowl. His head began to sway as the extraordinarily workmanlike performance of the live band's 23 minute version of Eyes Of The World began it's first verse. As the Garcia clone clawed his way upward on the same scale he had been playing for the last 10 minutes, Caputh, losing interest but continuing to dance like a hippie, looked to his left. His final image of that day will always be the sight of Pope Jim, wearing nothing but a pope hat, climbing up toward stage chanting, "Remember the Altamont!"


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:07 pm 
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downer mydnyte misses Eugene so bad. Some nights, when he thinks of Bernie, the big dyke with the pencil-thin mustache, he cries himself to sleep. He tried so hard to seduce her. She'd let him ride her Harley, but no way would she let him ride her. She did let him smell her finger once, though.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:57 pm 
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Pope Jim has mislead the forum members by saying he lives in Eugene, when he ment to say he lives with Eugene... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:37 am 
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Plook took wonder dog for a walk. They're not back yet.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:49 am 
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Careful With That Axe, Eugene. Put it down. Back off. Take a chill pill. Plook thinks he has outed me, but it's far worse than he imagines. I'm a raging, non-sexual neuter! Plook, however, is a deep cover agent for his butt buddy, the Trenchmouther.

Meanwhile, over at DZWorld, the Purge continues. Two groups have disappeared, The Bulletin Board and The Turd-Free Zone spin-off of The Meeting Place. And guess what: The Trendmongrel is watching me. He must really miss me. Here's an excerpt from his latest garbled pronunciamento: "What separates Dweezil Zappa World from other domains is the Good Will nature of community standards. Good God thank the good will nature that it is not within DZW standards to perpetuate outrageous lies about the previous poster or any community member at any time-stamp. Some have shown how they perpetuate lies about Frank, they extend that way of life to people in the Zappa community. It's far beyond extending the comedy factor of good will." If you want the whole sermon, check out The Meeting Place on a planet far, far away.

And now I must address coevad, who chimed in while I was off on a rant of my own:

coevad isn't fit to trim Gary the Blunder Dog's claws.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:01 am 
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Pope Jim will stop at nothing in his quest for complete world domination... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:28 am 
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Spoken like a true disciple of the Ambassadork. Plook will stop at nothing to advance the Twatmunger agenda. He's adding generous amounts of brown lipstick to his latest batch of fondue.


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Pope Jim plot only lacks a Manchurian Forum Member to infiltrate DZW and take care of the trend... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:42 pm 
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What a lovely death wish over at dzw by tripmyster.(aaafnraa) I wonder who that is for? Bucking, are we trip? You'll lose all your precious points if you get canned. Then what will you do?

Oh, that's right...the lie.

Plook ate to much ghost chili fondue last night. His lower colon begs for mercy.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:21 pm 
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coevad subcontracts for the Pope and Trip is his minion... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:48 pm 
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Plook's got it wrong, as usual. Trip minions for no man and coevad is at least a triple agent; even he doesn't know anymore. Do not trust him. But back to the lie: Plook has to wear three flea collars and a nuclear butt plug, thanks to that dirty damn dog of his.


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Pope Jim can't bowl any more because he has no balls... :smoke:


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Plook has too many balls :wink:

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