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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:32 am 
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Does he swing that way?


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What gutter?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:17 pm 
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Are we bowling now?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:58 am 
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Is that a 7-10 split in your pants, or are you a mutant?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:38 am 
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Why is your rack empty?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:50 pm 
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Surely you should up it a notch to gain your confession?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:44 pm 
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I thought that was a bathroom, its not?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:25 pm 
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You thought Jim's Popemobile was a bathroom?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:17 am 
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A Poopmobile?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:39 am 
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What else would a professional manure spreader ride in?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:24 pm 
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Doesn't that sound shitty?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:06 pm 
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Have you read the new papal bull condemning the Motherplookers?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:17 am 
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Who are the Motherplookers?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:06 am 
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Where's the beer and when do we get paid? (That's your first clue.)


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:22 am 
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Do I need clues?


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Could you even get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:05 pm 
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Will there be film at eleven?


we sure hope soooo


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:34 pm 
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Are you suggesting I'm clueless?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:29 pm 
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Suggesting? Do you want we should write it in the sky?

(Clue no. 2 -- Band names: Let's invent some)


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:20 am 
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Can I buy a vowel?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:51 am 
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Why isn't Y a vowel?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:02 am 
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Howz about 'W'?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:54 am 
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W as in Bush? He's a vegetable.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:23 pm 
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Can we call any vegetable?


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Will it respond to you?


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