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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:19 am 
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Have you seen this?

Maybe the rest of the world has seen it, and it's just getting out here to the sticks. I was driving down by the Interstate 57 adult superstore in Cooter, Missouri, so I decided to stop in since I was all alone anyway and it was raining.

I got a bonus DVD for spending more than ten dollars. The girls are ejecting fluids in fantastic squirts, and enjoying it very much.

I've been viewing porn on a moderate basis since the days of the Davis Drive-in. I can't say I've seen this sort of female orgasm often, but now it seems almost excitingly normal.

Is this an example of evolution? Or have some girls always been able to do this?

Try the techniques on your own girlfriend. I know you might both be surprised.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:03 am 
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I don't generally prefer needing a mop and bucket after intercourse. Think I will pass.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:39 am 
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When me and the friends get together, we don't have water gun fights anymore, we just find some squirtin' ho-ahs. Hilarity and high jinks ensue.

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Always good to have a talented woman around in case of fire.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:05 am 
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Seriously. Have women always had this ability, or is it something new?

They seem to enjoy it. Just lay some towels down.


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Can't believe I read this thread lol :P

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:59 am 
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I am convinced it's just chicks, with full bladders, letting it all go, usually on another chicks head or something...


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:23 am 
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I've been doing it for years. It's well worth the mess.

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Quilt wrote:
I am convinced it's just chicks, with full bladders, letting it all go, usually on another chicks head or something...


You are wrong.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:09 pm 
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Woo-hoo!


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zappagirl wrote:
Quilt wrote:
I am convinced it's just chicks, with full bladders, letting it all go, usually on another chicks head or something...


You are wrong.


Cool.
Anatomically speaking, where does all this stuff come from? What is it, where is it stored, how does it shoot out?
Why did it never happen in vintage porn films?


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:15 am 
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zappagirl knows best :D

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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 5:32 am 
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Maybe Zappagirl can explain where the copious amounts of liquid are stored prior to letting it all go...

No offense to anyone, but anatomically speaking there is no mysterious reservoir of 'special love juice' that only a few special 'enlightened' chicks have.

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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:20 am 
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From Wikipedia:
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known colloquially as gushing or squirting, although these are considered to be different phenomena in some research publications.[2] The exact source and nature of the fluid continue to be a topic of debate among medical professionals, which is also related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.

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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:27 am 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
From Wikipedia:
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known colloquially as gushing or squirting, although these are considered to be different phenomena in some research publications.[2] The exact source and nature of the fluid continue to be a topic of debate among medical professionals, which is also related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.


Oh, don't stop there. Please keep going. Maybe little slower and with more vivid descriptions.

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Yes, please continue Dr. Hikers. And will there be a live model? - Yes? 8) Ok, I'm ready.

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Quilt wrote:
...explain where the copious amounts of liquid are stored prior to letting it all go...

It's stored in venom sacs.

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sleeping in a jar wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
From Wikipedia:
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known colloquially as gushing or squirting, although these are considered to be different phenomena in some research publications.[2] The exact source and nature of the fluid continue to be a topic of debate among medical professionals, which is also related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.


Oh, don't stop there. Please keep going. Maybe little slower and with more vivid descriptions.


Pornographic stories are not my milieu. May I suggest www.youporn.com and picking the squirting category, if there is such a thing.

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It's just piss like male it squirts everywhere if the old skin(flaps) ain't back :mrgreen:

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I've been with a couple of women that can "squirt" as y'all are calling it, down your legs. It's a good thing and talk about who' gets to sleep on the wet spot.....you both do! It's not like sperm or piss, it's a clear slightly sticky fluid with no discernible smell to it. AND yes at first I thought it was a golden shower, but the lady I was with was very sensual, sexy and had an easy understanding about sex and her body that helped make me a better lover too. I was 18-20 and she was 29-31. I still think of her fondly and am thankful for her guidance in the sensuality of women too. 8) :D
Oh those evil older women, taking advantage of a nice looking (and little ugly at times) young man like me! :D

Now it's my turn.....so what's up Zappagirl? How you doin'? :) Wanna go to The Roxy in December? Dweezil & cocktails? Call Me Maybe? :wink: :D

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calvin2hikers wrote:
From Wikipedia:
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known colloquially as gushing or squirting, although these are considered to be different phenomena in some research publications.[2] The exact source and nature of the fluid continue to be a topic of debate among medical professionals, which is also related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.



Keep going down the will page and it states the amount averages 1-5 mls. Not the bucketloads keenly described.


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Quilt wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
From Wikipedia:
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known colloquially as gushing or squirting, although these are considered to be different phenomena in some research publications.[2] The exact source and nature of the fluid continue to be a topic of debate among medical professionals, which is also related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.



Keep going down the will page and it states the amount averages 1-5 mls. Not the bucketloads keenly described.


I prefer my information in small doses.

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
It's not like sperm or piss, it's a clear slightly sticky fluid with no discernible smell to it. AND yes at first I thought it was a golden shower, but the lady I was with was very sensual, sexy and had an easy understanding about sex and her body that helped make me a better lover too. I was 18-20 and she was 29-31.


Gross.


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downer mydnyte wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
It's not like sperm or piss, it's a clear slightly sticky fluid with no discernible smell to it. AND yes at first I thought it was a golden shower, but the lady I was with was very sensual, sexy and had an easy understanding about sex and her body that helped make me a better lover too. I was 18-20 and she was 29-31.


Gross.


Ya, I know, right? Maybe she was really hard up.

(lol haha)

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You guys get creeped out talkin' about sex I see
calvin2hikers wrote:
downer mydnyte wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
It's not like sperm or piss, it's a clear slightly sticky fluid with no discernible smell to it. AND yes at first I thought it was a golden shower, but the lady I was with was very sensual, sexy and had an easy understanding about sex and her body that helped make me a better lover too. I was 18-20 and she was 29-31.


Gross.


Ya, I know, right? Maybe she was really hard up.

(lol haha)

Hey, I got laid a lot. I was an easy slut. So what! It just figures that there's gonna be one or two that stick out (pun intended) and that talent would make anyone stick out. But it's no more gross than a half a cup of warm water being tossed on your privates during great sex! I never saw any squirt, as she was on top (taking advantage of some hard wood ya know? No,I guess you guys wouldn't) FZ would of had a song about it. Oh wait he did, Dinah Moe Hum! Anyway, she was nice gal and good lookin' for her age. (29-31) She was always into Yoga and was very limber too.(Ladies look away now!) Picture this. I'm behind her doggy style and she could lean and curl forward and back under to lick my balls while we were making love! Pretty freakin' cool man! If it feels good don't knock it you puritans!
Mission style only......how boring! I like mine a little twisted, swingin' from chandlers and with the lights on! Yi-Hi! Ride 'em hard and put 'em up wet I say! :wink: :D
Too much info? :mrgreen:

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