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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:32 pm 
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REDRUM


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:21 pm 
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What did the end of the Shining mean?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:38 am 
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Much like life itself, the end didn't mean anything did it?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:10 am 
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How come nobody jumped on my ass for forgetting to use a question mark? Where are the Brain Police when you need them? Why am I a portly? Questions, questions, questions...


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:13 pm 
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REDRUM is a question without a question mark?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:27 pm 
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Is that acceptable to all? Well, good then.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:17 pm 
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Aren't questions regarding the meaning of life subjective?


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If a tree falls in the forest, did Pope Jim cut it down?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:44 am 
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Wouldn't he issue a bull to the papal lumberjacks instead?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:39 am 
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a bull, do you mean bell?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:19 am 
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For whom the bell tolls?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:57 pm 
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Is there someone at the door?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:29 pm 
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Should we let em in?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:43 pm 
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Have you checked the peep?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:41 pm 
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Is someone named Tom outside the window?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:21 pm 
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Isn't that Pedro's cousin Ricky your Mexican window cleaner with the rather ambiguous immigration status?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:17 am 
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Its hard to say don't they all look the same and are named Luppy and Juan?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:05 am 
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Apparently, following Plook's example above, you can slap together any old awkward, ungrammatical shitpile of a sentence, tag a question mark on the end, and you're good to go?


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Surely shitpiles should by shunned by shining, shimmering charlatans?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:07 pm 
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did you ever notice true grammatical art is never appreciated?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:28 pm 
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Any idea why that is? Do you think Trendmonger might lend you some insights?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:30 am 
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Will the poodle be able to furnish us with these insights in less than allotted 60000 characters, or will we be subjected to the afeared double post?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:06 am 
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Can the Poodle survive the allowed 60,000 words with out biting and chewing his precious nuts... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:20 am 
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Aren't his nut's cosmetic implants?

Inserted after an off hand remark by Dave regarding the obvious lack of, shall we say equipment in his shorts....And they say TV adds 10 pounds


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Could they be mechanical implants?


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