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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:13 pm 
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Caputh defence system against Trendvasion consists of many tunnels throughout europe and a moat to collect the sleaze... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:34 am 
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Plook just discovered that the sleaze in Caputh's moat is the perfect fuel for his snot rocket. Somehow he needs to drain that moat and deliver the sleaze to North Korea without Caputh or Trendmonger finding out, because Plook hates sharing the royalties.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:50 am 
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Pope Jim is vigorously interested in my financial interests. So vigorously interested indeed, that my financial interests have become his financial interests.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:49 pm 
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Caputh has been in Germany to long, complete world domination is now his only goal... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:35 pm 
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Plook fears that his people might become Caputh's next scapegoats. Getting gassed in a Caputhian concentration camp is a fate worse than death. Just the thought of all those red beans and dairy products makes Plook want to hurl.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:19 am 
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Someday someone will have the seemingly cruel task of having to tell Pope Jim that what he mistook for papal vestiges never were papal vestiges but, instead, transvestiges and that he has been in drag for years, and even worse, what he chose were Ru-Paul discards that even Ru wouldn't wear! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:01 am 
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Batchump inadvertently makes another argument for buying a dictionary. There's a big difference between vestiges (traces) and vestments (holy man clothing). Buy a dictonary today. Shove it up your ass and learn something.

Now for the lie (I think). Bat named that laughable noodle between his hips the Batchain. Try as he might, he still hasn't been able to find a puller. Even Rupaul said NO!


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:47 am 
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Pope Jim is constantly confusing his Pauls. He rang up Ron, summoning him for a risque revue at the Vatican and was marginally disappointed by the results. And when he bulled Rand to rewrite Corinthians, he was shocked by the inaccuracies.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:55 am 
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Caputh feels he has the edge in a war of words due to his new phone app...Zing Ems... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:59 am 
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Plook got caught smoking in a DFW airport men's room last week. The cop on gaywatch (the shittiest assignment a cop can get) cut him a break after Plook failed the spelling test. He got the "Virginia" part right, but he couldn't remember which vowel went in "Slim." Not even after the cop gave him his pack back!


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:25 pm 
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Pope Jim spy network is all encompassing... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:21 pm 
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Plook has a two pack a day Virginia Slim habit.

Virginia is a nun who got too fat to wear her habit. Now she's smoking again to lose weight. She hopes she can convince Plook to quit wearing her habit.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:53 pm 
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Pope Jim prefers religious themes... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:24 am 
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Houston. You have a problem. Plook's out there somewhere, drinking all the Lone Star and harassing your strippers. He's such a cheap tipper, always trying to slip dimes under their G-strings. Be on the lookout for a chain-smoking Anglo who looks like this: :smoke: Taze on sight. Governor Perry wants to have a few words with him.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:05 am 
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Pope Jim tried to get me in a spelling and grammer contest with Governor Rick Perry... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:35 am 
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Plook called up his bookie in Vegas. He wanted odds on a spelling/grammar bee between him and Rick Perry, thinking to make a few bucks on the side. The bookie laughed and hung up on him. So Plook called a competitor, Hymie the Gleek. Same result. He called eight bookies in all, and none of them would touch it. "Shit," thought Plook, "I better buy a damn dictionary. I know Rick Perry won't think of that."


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Pope Jim Spelling and Grammer Spectaculer is gaining world wide interest, it will now be held at the Roman Colosium and broadcast on pay per view via short wave radio... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:50 am 
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Plook misspelled three words in the post above. That's no lie. He was invited to be a judge in next year's competition.


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Pope Jim is suspecting the Kid From California is sand bagging so he can get better odds in an off shore gambling casino... :smoke:


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Plook often teabags his wife's bowl of Raisin Bran, shouting "Two scoops of these, baby!"

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:38 am 
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A plook-it, a pluck-it,
Trendy's gonna suck it.
Plook whipped it out
and dripped it out,
Made Trendy's mouth his bucket.

Forgive me. I should have lied about the false dick. But I had to get that nursery rhyme out of my head first. So here's the lie: False Dichotomy is a dildo.


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Pope Jim is an expert on False penis... :smoke:


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Plook angrily covets Pope Jim's poetic skills.

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FalseDichotomy completely missed out on the new fad, the need for a not so secret basement with international tunnels to have a place in the struggle for world domination...he's headed to Home Depot this weekend to buy supplies, he will not be left out of Basement Wars... :smoke:


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Plook needs to come out of the closet before he can work in the basement.


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