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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:07 pm 
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They're somebody's dental implants. Any idea which boyfriend he pissed off?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:17 pm 
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Is he a gummy bear?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:14 pm 
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Does a gummer give the best hummer? You betcha.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:55 am 
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Is the pope a catholic?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:14 am 
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Does a bear shit in the woods?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:58 am 
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If a bird farts in the forest, will an angel get its wings?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:29 pm 
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Aren't you talking about?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:36 pm 
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Huh?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:02 am 
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Ooops, its a wonderful life?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:19 pm 
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Ooops, its a wonderful life?


Isn't that the name of the Stone's next album?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:25 pm 
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Isn't it a Winos Life?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:37 pm 
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Was that Dean Martin's 1969 christmas hit single?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:45 pm 
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Did he slide down a pole?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:33 pm 
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Did the Pole ask for more?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:59 pm 
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Did he have to pay poll tax?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:11 am 
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Wouldn't you have to be in Pole Land?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:24 pm 
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Is that a strip club in Vegas?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:18 pm 
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Isn't it somewhere in the former Soviet Republic?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:20 am 
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So, can you Czech it out for us?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:03 pm 
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Are you Hungary enough?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:16 pm 
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I will russ in and get on it ok?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:09 pm 
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Was that pun a Turkey or what?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:47 pm 
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Is Plook's pun caged or free range?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:48 am 
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Caged. But is it caged like a school boy or Caged like John Cage?


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It is must be free range right?


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