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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:33 pm 
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Corn fed?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:02 am 
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In a shed?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:18 pm 
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Or under the bed?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:33 am 
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Wouldn't that be porn fed?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:00 am 
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Shouldn't that be a pig with all the porking?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:53 pm 
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May I have some roast pork with crackling?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:10 pm 
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Would you like it wrapped in bacon?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:16 pm 
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Fuck the cholesterol, yes please, are the rashers extra thick?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:41 pm 
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With extra butter and deep fried?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:52 pm 
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and don't forget the salt, have you got a little msg to taste?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:41 pm 
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And what from Corumn B, prease?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:30 pm 
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Should we add some genetically altered growth hormons?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:46 pm 
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is it true that all I have to do to make a hormon is kick her in the crotch?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:24 pm 
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Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.

If I eat genetically modified growth hormones, will I grow breasts?


I love breasts


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:29 am 
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How do you feel about man milk?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:52 am 
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Are you milking this thread?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:26 am 
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wait....aren't you the one that always revives it from the dead?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:51 am 
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I'm going thru a rough patch and I just like simple pleasures sometimes, can ya cut me some slack, ?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:10 am 
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Do you prefer your slack in thick or thin slices?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:48 am 
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With celerary?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:23 pm 
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How about a rutabaga?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:32 pm 
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Would you like some prunes Duke?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:08 pm 
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Turnip's and prunes, which way to the toilet?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:58 am 
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Do you have a quarter?


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Did you bring your own corn cob?


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