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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:39 pm 
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Pope Jim amuses himself by turning all traditional paraphernalia of salvation into tools for blackmail and murder. He keeps a tape recorder in the confessional, uses his rosary to strangle, administers poison communion wafers and has even killed someone with a flaming incense burner.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:10 am 
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Scurrilous, unfounded rumors.

Downer mydnyte lights cats' tails on fire, then tells his friends about all the hot pussy he's getting.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:07 am 
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Pope Jim is in need of more relics, he is searching high and low and is considering on with some Nazi groups due to their good track record on finding such things as the Ark of the Covenant and such... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:26 am 
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There once was a fanboy named Plook
Who was fixin' to drop him a duke
He opened his pores
And lowered his drawers
And farted a trans-rectal nuke


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:02 am 
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There once was a Pope named Jim
He was not very slim
I decided to go to the gym
but due to his size
He did not fit in

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:59 am 
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Plooks is a master of limricks. They can all be found on a bar bathroom wall in East Nantucket.

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coevad has a steady job hauling items for the mob. The pay is pathetic. It's a shame those boys couldn't be more copacetic.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:38 am 
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downer mydnyte could teach Plook a thing about poetry. Not a thing or two. Just a thing.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:16 am 
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Pope Jim is thinking about adding a new gospel to the Bible; "The Book of Things".
He has already bulled Reed Richards to get his quill out.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:51 am 
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Caputh wants to bitch-slap the Invisible Girl. (Don't we all?) "Go back to Victor Doom, you hen-pecking harridan!" he exhorts her in his fantasies. "Do The Fantastic Three a big favor and get lost! And take Johnny fucking Storm with you!" (OK, Fantastic Two.)


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:12 pm 
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Pope Jim is slowly collecting as many of Trendmembers posts as he can. By 2015 he should have enough for his next book called 'Drivel.'

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:39 pm 
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coevad thinks the song Absolutely Free is about stamp collecting.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:57 am 
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downer mydnyte wants a date with Priscilla Pointer. Christian Mingle sent him to coevad's house. What the fuck is up with that?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:11 am 
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Pope Jim's cable service doesn't have auto-mute for commercials;which he so desperately needs.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:14 pm 
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coevad thought he would hang around the OC until the bitter end and then get out when it got over run, he went out Sunday and realized he waited to long and is now trapped... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:15 pm 
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Trapped in a world that I never made.

Brother Plook saw visions of God
So, they put him in chains, for acting too odd.
Zappa.com shouted; 'off with his head'
Pope said 'Have mercy, let's burn him instead.'

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:28 pm 
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coevad has becoome a Utopia remixer... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:27 am 
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Plook sleepwalks. Sunday morning Mrs. Plook found him face down on the kitchen floor with his dick jammed into a can of corned beef hash. All he remembers is a dream about Gary Titone scrambling his eggs. He told his wife it was Joan Rivers. He's still not sure if that made it better or worse.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:54 am 
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Pope Jim has a bad case of Trend-on-the-membrain... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:42 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Pope Jim has a bad case of Trend-on-the-membrain... :smoke:

...and there is no cure.

Plook drank 13 Dos Equis ambers yesterday and spent 6 hours staring at the mirror w/ his beard clippers in hand. Clip clip.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:00 am 
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coevad had his body hair eradicated in an effort to save maintenance cost... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:43 am 
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Plook plucked and trimmed at his beard for six solid hours. When it was all over, he looked like the hyper-masculine version of the Puerto Rican woman who completely eradicated her eyebrows and then pencilled in the Golden Arches of eternal surprise. Plook looked magnifico!


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Pope Jim is debating giving up his American citizenship and seeking asylum in Mexico... :smoke:


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Plook eats squid with ketchup.


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downer mydnyte opened a website as a Condiment Match Maker... :smoke:


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