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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:23 am 
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Plook is searching for the perfect eggplant. He wants to eat Chicago.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:12 am 
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Pope Jim misunderstands, it is a search for an egg to implant... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:51 am 
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Plook thinks he is the egg man, but he is actually the walrus.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:43 am 
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Pope Jim can't remember what he wore to the Majical Mystery Tour... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:32 am 
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Plook can't remember to zip his fly after pissing.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:36 am 
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Pope Jim gave up on the toilet and uses diapers exclusively... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:33 am 
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Plook's latest invention, the transgenic butt hair curler, is currently sweeping the ocean, following the well-worn path of the mudshark, the clapper and the ch-ch-ch-chia pet. Riches and glory shall soon be his.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:45 pm 
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Pop Jim is learning computer science to hack the Canadian Patents Database web page.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:30 pm 
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Songs from the wood do not make Zutbof feel much better.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:15 am 
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Coevad drizzles maple syrup on his wood to make it last longer.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:38 am 
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Pope Jim has instructed his publisher to stick the plans for the latest book tour where the sun don't shine, until his DZW membership is reinstated, or he gets his free ZPZ Chicago concert download, which ever comes first.

Note: theres a great pic of Trendy riding a pig, or is it a monkey riding Trendy, over on the random pic thread....laughed so hard the nurse had to change my diaper.

Ps The Pope always comes first, if you know what I mean :wink: :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:21 am 
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Gray_Ghost is known as New Zealand's fastest lover. He approaches dusky women with that line and promises to seduce them.
If they ask if they will enjoy his seductions he answers: "Didn't you?"

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Caputh in desperation to gather the funds to complete his planed world conquest has decided to turn his house into a quaint German Bed and Breakfeast... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:53 pm 
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Plook was shocked when he was unceremoniously tossed out of his local weight watchers group and referred to Overeaters Anonymous.
Apparently his massive five course fried breakfeasts with all the trimmings were an extreme breach of their rules. Plook was going to mount an appeal to be reinstated, but his lawyer Ben Matlock advised him not to fuck with the fattys, based on the evidence they'll crush us in court he said, as he slipped Plook a Jenny Craig business card.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:44 am 
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Gray_Ghost is quite disappointed that Plook, Kapt. Hookah, KUPIII doll, downer mydbyte and other traitors have gone to an unauthorized performance of Zappa music. He promises to fart on each and but also every one of them.


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Pope Jim goes to a non ZPZ show of FZ music he ask to see their badges...their stinking badges... :smoke:


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Plook is very concerned about his 'P'. If it falls off, he will be blind.

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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 5:00 am 
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Caputh got caught playing with Plook's P in the diocesan cloak room. The bishop made him gargle an entire gallon of holy water.


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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 6:42 am 
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Pope Jim has P envy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 6:25 pm 
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Plook's looking for love in all the wrong closets.


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Pope Jim's current novel affects the high moral tone of a sensationalist scandal sheet and exploits irrational bigotry while providing consumers with the very thrills it pretends to condemn.


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downer mydnyte has been attending casual writer class's taught by Proffessor G. Titon, he is try to get a degree in Monkey Methods... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:09 am 
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Plook's headache was so severe that he had to go to his proctologist. Two boils were lanced. The pressure's off.

downer mydnyte wrote:
Pope Jim's current novel affects the high moral tone of a sensationalist scandal sheet and exploits irrational bigotry while providing consumers with the very thrills it pretends to condemn.


Suspiciously truthful. How can you know this without reading it?


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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:37 pm 
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Pope Jim had a pop that made him poop, pop pope poop... :smoke:


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Pope Jim wrote:
Suspiciously truthful. How can you know this without reading it?


It must be spilling over into your posts.



Plook rebelled against polyurethane wheels.


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