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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 5:02 am 
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DM puts duct tape over his eyes and reads in braille.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:31 am 
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coevad got DM a job as a newscaster and deliberately handed him an error-ridden script. DM was thus constantly apologizing to the camera: "I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again."

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:55 am 
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Caputh is has been listening to Spring to with hitler in germany on a continues loop while working in his tuelup garden... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:21 am 
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Plook is the author of that famous musical "Spring Toe With Hitler" written using source material from Hitler's podiatrist.

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:24 am 
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Caputh has created the following poster for Plook's famous musical:

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:52 am 
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duchamp wants to be cast as one of the sword fighting pussies in this years next big hit on broadway...with a bullet... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 11:05 am 
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Plook has already been cast as the fuckhead horse on the lower right.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 11:06 am 
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Pope Jim will be cast as the exploding fart coming from Hitlers ass... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 6:45 pm 
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The Plookicorn will be standing right behind Hitler's ass, waiting to insert his prefrontal buttplug. Now you know what unicorns are good for and why Plook is so anxious to secure that role. He loves the vapors. Break a leg, dude!


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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 12:49 pm 
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Pope Jim originally wanted to be cast as JFK but Trendy got it since the part makes no sense, then he went after the part of Hitler, but DB was a shoe in, and of course SB got to be always over the top Marylyn, that left him with the flashy role of Hitler’s exploding fart...he nailed it...:smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:48 am 
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Pre-pubescent girls all over North Amerika are clogging the toy stores demanding their own personal copies of My Little Plookie TM. Mall security chiefs are meeting with Homeland Security. The National Guard has been put on stand-by. Could this be it? Has the Revolution finally arrived?


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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:46 am 
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Pope Jim had had enough "Fuck it! the Catholic church is done, I'm starting a new religion" he shrieked, his voice echoing off the walls of his cavernous man cave situated deep deep deep within the bowels of the long since decommissioned missile silo at a secret location on the outskirts of Eugene at the intersection of Theona Drive and Wilbur Avenue, that he called his home away from home. Jim's face was purple with rage, he was furious at the news that his top cadre of padres had abused his trust and numerous children in the congregation. With a shudder Gary lying prone in his trendy hemp dog basket awoke with a start, his paws still twitching from the coyote chasing dream he had been ripped away from by a combination of the blaspheming Pope and an unidentified howling sound. As he opened his beady little eyes he became aware of the humming and howling electric poodle noodle penis pumptm attached to his swollen member, which coincidentally was now about the same shade of purple as Jim's face. Gary grasped the pump in his muzzle and with a familiar swift jerk, wrenched the screaming machine from his painfully distended prong. Gary had been trying to impress the bitches and become the alpha male of the neighborhood pack by enlarging his reproductive aparatus, but now he had a fifth leg, his chances of competing in the Purina dog challenge were dashed, mind you Gary mused if I can walk there was still stupid pet tricks on Letterman. Pope Jim started to laugh as made his way to the papal drinks globe and caught sight of the poodle who, in a pavlovian response to Jim's movement begun heading toward the refrigerator. Jim could not believe what he was seeing, was that an udder dragging along the floor behind the pompous poodle good christ what was that ha what the ha ha ha Jim laughed, what was Plook going to say, hahaha. Arf arf arf! Gary barked and oh how Jim laughed tears were now streaming down his face as he dropped to the ground hee hee hee. What a sight every time Gary barked simultaneuosly his four paws left the floor with his rubbery purple udder following a split second later, hahaha wheres my i phonetm ha this is going up on youtube hahaha, all thoughts of a new religion were gone the catholic church was safe for another millenia.

And that children is the story of how Gary saved the Catholic church.

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:08 am 
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Gray_Ghost wishes he could be Gray_Goatroper, but alas, there's nothing but sheep to rope in his dominion. One time, while practicing his craft, he threw out his lasso and pulled in Peter Jackson sans pants. This could have led to juicy multiple movie roles, except that Gray_Ghost refused to give happy ending. He didn't want to be known as Gay_Ghost.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:53 am 
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Pope Jim has wheelchair access in Sec 1 for the Primus 3D concert on May 24th @ the Cuthbert Amp. His grandson will wheel him around and they will both wear their anti-Bush t-shirts from last Xmas. He can't wait to see the colors fly while he is under full sedation. There favorite song is 'Sailing The Seas of Cheese.' Of course Plook will be there w/ his famous frozen fondue-sicles. Enjoy guys.


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coevad has realized he is completely trapped in the OC, escape may be impossible, he fears he is doomed to end up on a reality TV show... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:22 pm 
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Plook skates around Huntington Beach on his longboard and purposefully creates traffic hazards.


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downerM attempted a trip to Orange County back in the 90's. When he had reached the inland city of Victorville, he asked a gas station attendant, "how are the waves in Riverside, dude?"


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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:00 am 
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Coevad got all weepy-eyed watching Leonard Bernstein's story of the making of "West Side Story." He bought himself a ticket on the red-eye flight to NYC so that he could personally thank (and kiss!) the Trendmonkey.


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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:39 am 
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Pope Jim is the Trendmonger of the Leonard Bernstein's "West Side Story" Forum... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:14 am 
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Plook makes little girls cry. He cuts the horns off unicorns and sells them to horny old men in China.


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Pope Jim recently went on a rant on the Leonard Bernstein's "West Side Story" Forum, saying the only Leonard Bernstein's cover group worth seeing is his sons, Bernstein's covers Bernstein's... :smoke:


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Plook's death metal bluegrass band, the Vasectomizers, will be headlining at the Baked Potato tomorrow night. Did you really want to stay home and watch Two And A Half Men? These guys shred their manhood for you! It's Johnny Rotten meets Flatt & Scruggs! Be there or be buggered! Two drink minimum. Bring a skank and get a free appeteaser.


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Pope Jim got started in the business as an exorcist priest. He moved up to bishop when he learned how to launder black money.


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downer mydnyte was depressed when he learned that the only role left in this years big hit "Spring Toe with Hitler" was the rainbow, he's always getting stuck as background scenery... :smoke:


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Plook can't wait to plug a few of Hitler's farts. They always make his horn harder.


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