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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 1:47 pm 
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Titone really is the idiots idiot, no doubt about it. And a fine judge of man-meat too I believe.

I think he concentrates on the man's rear more than the front, MJM! :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:27 pm 
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Pope Jim wrote:
You don't get brown lipstick by blowing meat whistles.

His spit bubbles gotta be brown!

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:58 pm 
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"...it will n even be in the balpark. It will be in the gut nylon dimension."

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just plain doug wrote:
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"...it will n even be in the balpark. It will be in the gut nylon dimension."

HUH? The ol' gut nylon schtick again. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
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The gut nylon dimension, is that between the fourth and fifith, or the fifth and sixth dimension?

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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 4:29 am 
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The daily Tit...

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"...they have digested just a bit too much of grains and raisins
where they bowels are dumping extreme negativity."

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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:36 am 
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He's definitely gone off-med again. This stuff is beyond preposterous.


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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:34 am 
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just plain doug wrote:
The daily Tit...

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"...they have digested just a bit too much of grains and raisins
where they bowels are dumping extreme negativity."

I already took a big Titoney this morning and now I'm sitting here eating a bowl of Raison Bran as I read this, wondering how deeply affected those grains and raisons are going to effect my negativity spewing today. I've added some strawberries and a banana to the mix, so does that make me a negative fruit too? :roll: I believe he's ruined my breakfast........again!

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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
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I always use Nylon over Gut strings for my Classical Guitar! :)

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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 12:08 pm 
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Read It and GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!

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Read It and GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!

It took a second and your avatar, but I LMAO! Ha! Right to da point as always! :lol: 8)

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"Fanaskeptasaureous can sit in their own vomit."

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"Fanaskeptasaureous can sit in their own vomit."

Whats a Fanask......oh nevermind, I don't care that much!

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Teh best thing about music as compared to drugs is gos music is teh best that has a life long shelf life.

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Teh best thing about music as compared to drugs is gos music is teh best that has a life long shelf life.

That sounds and looks like it's coming from someone on drugs.... :roll:

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These same forum members easily leave some alumni alone when it comes to criticism about the obvious when an alumni fails to see when he comments on something he was a part of that never could have happened as described.

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
just plain doug wrote:
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Teh best thing about music as compared to drugs is gos music is teh best that has a life long shelf life.

That sounds and looks like it's coming from someone on drugs.... :roll:


Or coming down drown dron from the trugs :wink:


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"For the records I am not Moses of this community.
I am sorry you tripped over my walking cane
but we all take our personal steps up the mountain to meet FZs work."

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just plain doug wrote:
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"For the records I am not Moses of this community.
I am sorry you tripped over my walking cane
but we all take our personal steps up the mountain to meet FZs work."

For the record, if Gail thought he was Moses, he'd never be allowed to see the Promised Land*. :twisted:

Betcha' he thinks Moses looks a lot like Charlton Heston too. :lol:

*The Vault and/or any place a Zappa might reside. :roll:

Some take the bible. ~ FZ

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 Post subject: Re: Titoney Baloney
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The (HJ's) words only may be a few but they are direct and to the point and show he's a heretic.

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just plain doug wrote:
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The (HJ's) words only may be a few but they are direct and to the point and show he's a heretic.

Wouldn't you like to be a heretic too? (Sung to the DR. Pepper tune)

I'm a heretic too, according to my refried sister. :roll: Frank was most certainly a heretic and proud of it too. The meaning is lost on Titoney, he obviously thinks it's an insult. :roll:

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Sometimes I hate all the initials used on this site. What or who is HJ? And why can't some people call me PJ full-time instead of JP half of the time? It's unnecessarily confusing if you're not part of the texting generation, and I'm not gonna start doing that this late in the game. Have mercy on a befuddled old fart, will ya?


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Pope Jim wrote:
Sometimes I hate all the initials used on this site. What or who is HJ? And why can't some people call me PJ full-time instead of JP half of the time? It's unnecessarily confusing if you're not part of the texting generation, and I'm not gonna start doing that this late in the game. Have mercy on a befuddled old fart, will ya?

omg, PJ, wtf ru doin? Hw cn u kp n tch wth evry1 wtht txn!?!?
I feel the same way about "texting". It scrambles the English language to where you just guess at the meaning of all those missing vowels in words. The above sentence should read, "Oh my god, Pope Jim, what the fuck are you doing? How can you keep in touch with everyone without texting!?!?". That's crazy man! Most of the people I know spell like Plook (srry br') and make the same common mistakes that they did before...only in text type/talk. :roll:

BTW: HJ is HJ and that's all that it is. :lol:

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