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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:57 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
If it feels good don't knock it you puritans!
Mission style only......how boring!

So you jumped right in to golden showers?
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downer mydnyte wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
If it feels good don't knock it you puritans!
Mission style only......how boring!

So you jumped right in to golden showers?
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It's not golden showers. That was part of the point I was making. I don't do Greek either. Any pain and I'm outta there! :twisted: Heh, heh, heh. Ah! to be 18 and ready, willing, and able again! :wink: :mrgreen:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
It's not golden showers. That was part of the point I was making.

So she peed all over you but back then you called it something other than a golden shower?

Got it.
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downer mydnyte wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
It's not golden showers. That was part of the point I was making.

So she peed all over you but back then you called it something other than a golden shower?

Got it.
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What ever floats your boat dude. :|

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I have been able to strike oil in the past, but not to the level of needing safety gear... :smoke:


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I have been able to strike oil in the past, but not to the level of needing safety gear...

It's not like you need rubber-waders on as it wasn't that much. Geez, didn't any of you guys read The Joy of Sex? The Happy Hooker? Sex and The Single Woman? What Women Like? The Kama-Sutro? It's like you guys are afraid of women deriving pleasure from sex especially when it's close to the way we experience it.

...and when you guys make love, it's all about you...right? :roll:

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Take your fore finger and index finger and twist them together just a little bit. Place the fingers inside the vagina, and point them up towards the belly button. Start jacking.

Put some towels down first.


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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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I have been able to strike oil in the past, but not to the level of needing safety gear...

It's not like you need rubber-waders on as it wasn't that much. Geez, didn't any of you guys read The Joy of Sex? The Happy Hooker? Sex and The Single Woman? What Women Like? The Kama-Sutro? It's like you guys are afraid of women deriving pleasure from sex especially when it's close to the way we experience it.

...and when you guys make love, it's all about you...right? :roll:



What you talkin' 'bout Willis...remember I'm the guy that had the sex lab that produced the non-stop 40 minute orgasim, the 21 consecutive orgasms, and created some large puddles in the process...oh I love research...I just never had anything going like a firehose, something else is going on there... :smoke:


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A rope leash wrote:
Take your fore finger and index finger and twist them together just a little bit. Place the fingers inside the vagina, and point them up towards the belly button. Start jacking.

Put some towels down first.


Fore finger=index finger, in the UK at any rate.

Good advice though. G Spot Tornado!


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 9:37 am 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
downer mydnyte wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
If it feels good don't knock it you puritans!
Mission style only......how boring!

So you jumped right in to golden showers?
:mrgreen:

It's not golden showers. That was part of the point I was making. I don't do Greek either. Any pain and I'm outta there! :twisted: Heh, heh, heh. Ah! to be 18 and ready, willing, and able again! :wink: :mrgreen:

Yes it is a Female should know when that happens too them there say i'm going too piss myself simple as,piss down the toilet can even look near clear to no where near clear.

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Plook wrote:
It's like you guys are afraid of women deriving pleasure from sex especially when it's close to the way we experience it.

...and when you guys make love, it's all about you...right?


Now hold on there Kapt. That's quite a jump. If I have a fear it would be a fear of the woman not deriving pleasure. Just the opposite of what you supposed. That doesn't mean I want a heavy exchange of bodily fluids. Still, I always "aim" to please.


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Plook wrote:
What you talkin' 'bout Willis...remember I'm the guy that had the sex lab that produced the non-stop 40 minute orgasim, the 21 consecutive orgasms, and created some large puddles in the process...oh I love research...I just never had anything going like a firehose, something else is going on there...

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Yes it is a Female should know when that happens too them there say i'm going too piss myself simple as,piss down the toilet can even look near clear to no where near clear.

Now that the experts weigh in, I bow out. :mrgreen: (I'm not talkin' fire hose, more like a real fast drip irrigation system and it ain't piss. Read Zappagirls posts. :roll: )

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downer mydnyte wrote:
Plook wrote:
It's like you guys are afraid of women deriving pleasure from sex especially when it's close to the way we experience it.

...and when you guys make love, it's all about you...right?


Now hold on there Kapt. That's quite a jump. If I have a fear it would be a fear of the woman not deriving pleasure. Just the opposite of what you supposed. That doesn't mean I want a heavy exchange of bodily fluids. Still, I always "aim" to please.

^ That's cool, you blamed the supposing on Plook anyway bro'! :wink: ^ :mrgreen:

...and watch it sucker. I speak for myself. :lol:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
you blamed the supposing on Plook anyway

Oh shit!

Hope it's cool with Plook. I might have to edit it.


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Kap I will not try to explain Zappagirls experience, she can speak for herself... :idea:

What Rope is asking about is something I once saw, we are talking a spray with hose sprayer force shooting 20 feet or more... :shock:

I still say something else is going on there... :smoke:


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Plook wrote:
Kap I will not try to explain Zappagirls experience, she can speak for herself... :idea:

What Rope is asking about is something I once saw, we are talking a spray with hose sprayer force shooting 20 feet or more... :shock:

I still say something else is going on there...

I agree. It's not like a pissing contest fer chrissies sake! That shit sounds more like one of those free p-o-r-n sites that exclaim all sorts of freak oddities like that. Penises 2-3 feet long, vaginas you could drive a fully loaded Sherman Tank through, etcetera. :roll:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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Kap I will not try to explain Zappagirls experience, she can speak for herself... :idea:

What Rope is asking about is something I once saw, we are talking a spray with hose sprayer force shooting 20 feet or more... :shock:

I still say something else is going on there...

I agree. It's not like a pissing contest fer chrissies sake! That shit sounds more like one of those free p-o-r-n sites that exclaim all sorts of freak oddities like that. Penises 2-3 feet long, vaginas you could drive a fully loaded Sherman Tank through, etcetera. :roll:


I cannot help but share as this reminded me of something. When in high school I knew a guy who slept with a rather obese female. When asked what it was like by two different people, he gave the following responses:

Like having sex with a warm glass of water

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway (I still love the imagery of that)

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This is something different and real...not sure how they do it, but we are talking high pressure stream, it could poke your eye out... :smoke:


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Plook wrote:
This is something different and real...not sure how they do it, but we are talking high pressure stream, it could poke your eye out... :smoke:


That's piss, my friend.


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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
What ever floats your boat
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
downer mydnyte wrote:
I always "aim" to please
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

I know, my sense of humour has been warped by sharing a house with two teenage boys.

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polydigm wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
What ever floats your boat
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
downer mydnyte wrote:
I always "aim" to please
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

I know, my sense of humour has been warped by sharing a house with two teenage boys.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! No excuses now Poly! :wink: :mrgreen:

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Plook wrote:
Kap I will not try to explain Zappagirls experience, she can speak for herself... :idea:

Forget it!

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Plook wrote:
What you talkin' 'bout Willis...remember I'm the guy that had the sex lab that produced the non-stop 40 minute orgasim, the 21 consecutive orgasms, and created some large puddles in the process...oh I love research...I just never had anything going like a firehose, something else is going on there...

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Yes it is a Female should know when that happens too them there say i'm going too piss myself simple as,piss down the toilet can even look near clear to no where near clear.

Now that the experts weigh in, I bow out. :mrgreen: (I'm not talkin' fire hose, more like a real fast drip irrigation system and it ain't piss. Read Zappagirls posts. :roll: )


Viagro was first made in wales Merthyr Tydfil just up the road i can't remember what they made it for intentionally i did hear but forgot,it is funny search it :wink:
If i ain't piss it will sure have a name by now no need too ask nobody sorry.

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The DVD I picked up at the Lion's Den down in Cooter has various scenes from different productions. Some of the girls are very forceful with their squirts, others not so much. Lesbians seem to enjoy it.

I had my doubts, but I tried the technique on Beach Bunny and she did gush. Orgasmed as well, or so she did yelp. It's my new thing with her now, nasty. It isn't pee, does not smell of urine. It the same stuff that gets her pussy wet in the first place, and damn handy because I was about to break out the KY.

















...and I don't mean Kentucky.


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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
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Kap I will not try to explain Zappagirls experience, she can speak for herself... :idea:

Forget it!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Suzy?
What?
What's got into you?

I got it Mr. GG! Good one! :lol:

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