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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:06 am 
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If you want to see some squirting, check out Kiirk when he has an anal orgasm. Holy shit!


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:36 am 
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A rope leash wrote:
The DVD I picked up at the Lion's Den down in Cooter has various scenes from different productions. Some of the girls are very forceful with their squirts, others not so much. Lesbians seem to enjoy it.

I had my doubts, but I tried the technique on Beach Bunny and she did gush. Orgasmed as well, or so she did yelp. It's my new thing with her now, nasty. It isn't pee, does not smell of urine. It the same stuff that gets her pussy wet in the first place, and damn handy because I was about to break out the KY.

















...and I don't mean Kentucky.

If it's coming out in liters it's piss or they waters have broke.
If only coming out in Milliliters that is pussy juice(pre-come) which in a male case can still fertilize without a wad so both are the same Imho.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 1:31 pm 
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Pope Jim wrote:
If you want to see some squirting, check out Kiirk when he has an anal orgasm. Holy shit!

...and here come's da brown smelly water! It's winkin' at you Jim! I think it like's you...like an icepick to the forehead! Ha! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:21 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Pope Jim wrote:
If you want to see some squirting, check out Kiirk when he has an anal orgasm. Holy shit!

...and here come's da brown smelly water! It's winkin' at you Jim! I think it like's you...like an icepick to the forehead! Ha! :mrgreen:



Enima Bandit... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:04 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:


Now it's my turn.....so what's up Zappagirl? How you doin'? :) Wanna go to The Roxy in December? Dweezil & cocktails? Call Me Maybe? :wink: :D


Hell yeah, I'm in! :wink:

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:21 pm 
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zappagirl wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:


Now it's my turn.....so what's up Zappagirl? How you doin'? :) Wanna go to The Roxy in December? Dweezil & cocktails? Call Me Maybe? :wink: :D


Hell yeah, I'm in! :wink:



I'm actually going to try and work it out so that I am working in LA that week so I can attend...Kapt, KU, should hitch a ride with me... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:34 am 
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Plook wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:


Now it's my turn.....so what's up Zappagirl? How you doin'? :) Wanna go to The Roxy in December? Dweezil & cocktails? Call Me Maybe? :wink: :D


Hell yeah, I'm in! :wink:



I'm actually going to try and work it out so that I am working in LA that week so I can attend...Kapt, KU, should hitch a ride with me... :smoke:

Oh boy Zappagirl and Plook and his posse. :roll: Like that's what I was shooting for. :roll: Besides Plook, all you did was get us moved over a table after all my hard work last time. If Zappagirl would do me the honor of accompanying me to The Roxy's DZpZ show, I'd be delighted to get away from all this juvenile behavior and I believe she would too. No problemo, right brother Plook? :mrgreen:
BTW: I know KUIII wouldn't go unless.....ah never mind, he ain't going! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:11 am 
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If I go I'm taking the Daughter Plook the Elder and her husband, they're super cool hipsters... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:37 pm 
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A rope leash wrote:
Take your fore finger and index finger and twist them together just a little bit. Place the fingers inside the vagina, and point them up towards the belly button. Start jacking.

Put some towels down first.



I'm counting out time,
Got the whole thing down by fingers.
All those fingers!
Give my guidance!
O Lord I need that now.

The day of judgement's come,
And you can bet that I've been resting,
for this testing,
Digesting every word a rope leash says.
Squrtogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to Zee Forum before it's too late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
And I have studied every line, every page in this thread,
And now I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna make her wet the bed, wet the bed.

I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it,
'cos I understand it. Look! I've found the squirtspot, Figs 1-9.
-still counting out time, got my fingers pointed up towards the belly button,
"Don't say nuttin-just lie there still
And I'll get you to gush just fine."
Squirtogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's a squrting heaven in No. 11!
The crucial response is dilation of the vajayjay.
"Honey don't rush! It's time to make you gush, to gush. Whipee!"
-Move over rope leash-

I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy,
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red blooded male and Zee Forum said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back from Zee Forum right away.
Squirtogenous zones I question you-
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, sleepy handkinds thru' the blues.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:59 pm 
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heh heh.

Makes its own sauce.

Just tell her to relax then say something filthy. Apply your tongue to the clitoral area if necessary. Perhaps a small, upturned dildo would be appropriate.

Enthusiasm is the key. Tell her you love it, because you do.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:31 pm 
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I found in the lab its all mental, get in the head and let the pleasure begin... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:51 pm 
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Plook wrote:
I found in the lab its all mental, get in the head and let the pleasure begin... :smoke:

Till it squirts, squirts, squirts,........ FIRE! :lol:

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