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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:16 am 
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Pope Jim's devious plans for next month include liking more anti-trendmonger posts. He's such a 'mean little Pope.'

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:15 am 
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coevad Is really Gary and he doesn't know it, like fight club... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:13 pm 
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Plook is Gary's dog and he knows it. It's kind of a given when ya find out you can suck your own ball bags.

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:29 pm 
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coevad dog balls...any balls for that matter and the sucking and licking there of... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:55 pm 
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Like Plook, the previous statement goes both ways.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:07 am 
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Pope Jim is a one way type of guy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:30 am 
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This is like the Pepsi Challenge. Show Plook a brown hole and a pink hole and he'll pick the brown hole nine times out of ten. Even with a blindfold on, he takes the Hershey Highway three times out of four.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:06 am 
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Pope Jim's revised version of Genesis is hitting the streets next week. Abbess Faithfull has already revealed the first line:
"In the beginning was the Mars"

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:19 pm 
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Caputh gets off on Romanian rap. His favorite thugs are Ceaucescu's Chuds. His favorite rhyme is "Get Your Anus Off My Foot, Dickweed!"


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:41 am 
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Pope Jim had Papal Products open a new venture, a Dance Club at the Vatican, he only needs a catchy name and let the party begin... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:52 am 
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Plook is not happy with his recent ball lift. The left one still hangs too low.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:40 pm 
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Many years after the ritual beheading of Acatl and the burial alive of the priestess Xochiquetzal, Pope Jim and his team of choir boys discovered their tomb. Pope Jim removed the ring of death from the priestess and gave it to his daughter who looks like she could be the dead woman's twin. He also took Acatl's head with him in a box and later found out that his daughter's fiance is a dead ringer for the Aztec chief. The mummy of an amazingly healthy and muscular looking priest is currently supervising the revenge against the grave robbers.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:16 am 
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downer mydnyte is addicted to Pringle's. He has a three can a day habit. He's getting pimples and developing an oily film of sweat. His bowel movements are sudden and explosive. Intervention is indicated.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:11 pm 
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Pope Jim and one of his bishops made a pact. When one dies, he will return from the grave to tell the other about life after death. The bishop died and his colleague arranged a seance to force the bishop to stick to their bargain. The ominous message that came back is that Pope Jim will learn everything about the hereafter in three months. Whereupon he is accused of money laundering, found guilty and executed, only to rise from the grave in possession of a poodle's body.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:12 pm 
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downer mydnyte is an expert in all things to do with death and graves, and afterdeath... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:45 am 
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Plook discovered Beervana last night. Now his head is throbbing and he can't read his road map.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:24 pm 
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Pope Jim purchased a corn cob pipe, he doesn't smoke, but he has planes for it... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:29 pm 
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Kirk's a bummer every summer.....oops, I see... it's a lie about the previous poster, not me, Plook would agree, let's see if that works. ...I mean him agreeing with me and all........ This game isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Plook's got Plook-foot! Is that better? :|

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KIIRK listens to Bon Jovi.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:03 am 
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downer mydnyte sells pencils and KIIRK bibs in Toys'R'Us parking lots.


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After several hail Marys a couple of laps around the rosary and a prayer in the right ear Pope Jim was responsible for Takuma Sato running out of fuel on lap 25 of race one of the Chevrolet Indy Dual in Detroit last weekend.....IZOD are investigating.


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Gray_Ghost fondles hobbits and goats.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:47 am 
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Pope Jim now loves his corn cob pipe and spends all his free time with it, its beginning to effect his home life and work... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:03 am 
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Plook is an unindicted conspirator in the death of Nicole Simpson. His DNA was found on her tampon. Lucky for him DNA evidence wasn't allowed in that trial.


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Pope Jim is afraid he contracted mouth cancer by pussychomping his ass off in the '80's... :smoke:


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