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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:21 pm 
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Plook wears panty shields.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:21 am 
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Pope Jim is a panty shield.....Plook wears Pope Jim?
now thats outrageous!







you left it just laying there P Jimmie


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:41 am 
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Gray_Ghost once leant his name to crass commercialism. This gave us Grey Poupon mustard. And ever afterwards, all his little friends pointed at him and yelled, "Gray Pooped-on! Gray Pooped-on! Run! Don't let him touch you!" Never again.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:10 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Gray_Ghost once leant his name to crass commercialism. This gave us Grey Poupon mustard. And ever afterwards, all his little friends pointed at him and yelled, "Gray Pooped-on! Gray Pooped-on! Run! Don't let him touch you!" Never again.


sob sob, how did you know, my, my secrets out waaaaaaaaaaa


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:52 am 
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Gray_Ghost occassionally forgets to lie about posters... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:21 am 
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Plook is smiling at this very moment because he's wearing explosive underpants. Those stupid TSA dicks at PDX were too busy looking for pocket knives and pinking shears to pay attention to his nuclear Fruit Of The Looms. But don't worry. It's only a trial run. Plook's giving them to Kapt. Kiirk for Xmas.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:35 am 
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Pope Jim called shotgun for Plook's journey to The Roxy this December. Plook doesn't know it but Jim overheard him talking about how he left five joints of 'lumbian gold' taped under the sink at Pretty Boy Floyd's Roxy concert back in 1986. The Pope really misses those 'headache weed' days.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:06 pm 
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coevad when standing in front of the Roxy climbed the tree on the sidewalk looking for where Plook carved his initials in 1978, his quest was halted when two cops on bikes wearing shorts rode up and tased him out of the tree... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:35 pm 
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After they smoked him out and everything; Plook stole the Hello Peoples' hash pipe @ the Roxy Rundgren show in 1978. Stevie Nicks still has it. She'll deny it if you ask her, though. Bitch! :smoke:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:28 am 
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coevad wants to wear the explosive underpants. The thought of wearing something that once cupped Plook's nuts really excites him.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:24 pm 
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Pope Jim is at a creative impasse, he has nuts on his mind as bad as a squirrel preparing for winter... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:12 pm 
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Plooks favorite word is not Pussychomper.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:14 pm 
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coevad is concerned he will end up like Micheal Douglas due to his long career of pussychomping... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:41 am 
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Plook's pussychomping days ended when a Hummer ran over his magic dentures. He's got new dentures now, but he can't find Oral Roberts to get them blessed. Anal Roberts, Oral's son, offered to do it, but Plook wasn't sure he wanted to go there (although he claims on another page that all holes are created equal). Jimmy Swaggart wanted too much money and a different kind of hummer. Anyone know an honest evangelist?


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:08 pm 
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Pope Jim wants to get one of them there TV shows he can make some monwy with... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:16 pm 
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Plook often gets together with Trendmonger to contrive new ways to scramble and pooch the English La-la-language. Their collaboration has excreted such gems as "the Garden sycho path," "monwy" and other Fanaskeptisaurean abominations. Now what the fuck is "monwy"? Abbreviated monkey weewee? Mommy? Money? Mickey Doo Da Monkey? What!? Tell me, dear God, tell me! I can't stand it! AAAAIIIIIII!!!! Amen.


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Pope Jim has no skills at deriving the meaning of a misspelled word from its context, Nostradamus and Leonardo da Vinci would be disgusted... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:48 pm 
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No misspellings, only one minor quibble with punctuation. Plook must have called in a passing chimpanzee to edit his lie for him. Bravo, Plook!


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:39 am 
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Pope Jim has a bad case of Monkey Jealousy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:25 am 
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Plook flunked zoology.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:47 am 
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Pope Jim passed Home Economics


I've been informed that this is not a lie

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coevad calles himself Homo Erectus at gay clubs... :smoke:

(and there is nothing wrong with that...)


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Plook tried to visit the "Missing Link Club" as Piltdown Man, but was refused entrance on the grounds that "they knew he was faking it".

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:50 pm 
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Caputh plays air guitar while singing along with Lady Gaga. Once he even did it dressed in nothing but wienerschnitzels and stiletto heels.


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Pope Jim in an act of desperation has began to sell Holy Relics on E-Bay... :smoke:


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