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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:53 pm 
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Plook bought a sterling silver Swedish napkin ring on eBay today. He believed the bullshit about it being the Papal Cock Ring of Virtue and Abstinence. Ha! What a maroon! Me and Brother Jack and the Sisters of Slippery are all going out drinking tonight. On you!


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:14 pm 
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Plook has more then just cock rings in his Papal collection.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:49 am 
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coevad sometimes likes to double down... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:01 am 
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Plook wanted a double shot of his baby's love. She told him to wear his new papal cock ring that he paid so much for. (You know how they love to rub it in.) So he complied. After he put it on, she laughed her ass off. "It looks like a hula hoop!" (And she also thought: "I really must meat this Pope dude. Wowie zowie.")


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:31 am 
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Pope Jim has lost his PCR. It fell through the shower grate.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:58 pm 
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coevad has been seen watching forum members through their bathroom windows... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:39 pm 
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Plook sends coevad a check for his investigative endeavors almost every week.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:35 pm 
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Pope Jim wears tinfoil on his head while using his cellphone in an effort to atop the NSA from listening to his phone calls... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:08 pm 
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Plook wears tinfoil on his dick to fuck with the TSA. He loves the personal patdowns, that's why. He considers it the greatest of the frequent flyer perks. God Bless America.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:08 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Plook wears tinfoil on his dick to fuck with the TSA. He loves the personal patdowns, that's why. He considers it the greatest of the frequent flyer perks. God Bless America.



LMFAO... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:10 am 
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Pope Jim and the church are so deperate for money they are considering turning the Convents into "strip clubs"... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:02 am 
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Plook obviously has an inside source in the Vatican "gay lobby." Even so, he managed to get it wrong. They're opening a female impersonator cabaret in the Vatican bathhouse. Unless you give offerings in excess of $100,000 per year, don't even dream of crashing the party. However, there's an opening for a fondue vendor that you may want to apply for. Good luck!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:17 am 
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Pope Jim is the star attraction at the bathhouse cabaret, so far. He goes by the name -"Dixie Normous."

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coevad wants in on that cabaret action, he's headed to Victoria's secret Big and Tall at the Mall... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:00 am 
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Plookerella didn't go over too well at the bathhouse. Plook did take the job of 'banana hammock' washer and mender, though. With perks!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:31 am 
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coevad just can't get the hang of 6" stillettoes. He keeps tripping over his power cord.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:54 pm 
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Pope Jim is trying to hire a troop of drag queen midgets to replace his Alter Boys who the city will not allow to perform at his riska' establishment... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:15 pm 
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Sometimes Plook gets so bored that he reads the Book of Mormon for a quick pick-me-up.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:25 pm 
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Pope Jim dream is to live in New York city and be a busboy by day in a trendy restaurant... :smoke:


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Plook devours Trendy's black rice balls and other culinary delights.

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coevad marinates Trendys nuts, he likes to lick the cauce iff... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:56 pm 
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The good fathers at the Vatican cabaret just noticed Plook's reference to man-goo fondue on his resume and now they are very anxious to interview him. Plook, call the Office of the Inquisition as soon as you get this message!


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Pope Jim started the Inquisition as a realty show, it seems to have gone a bit too far... :smoke:


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Plook went in Cuba to meet Fidel Castro for asking a rebelion on the vatican Inquisition.

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ZutBof loves mangoes. He is sure that's what Plook meant on his resume. He knows Plook is a notoriously bad speller.


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