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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:07 am 
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ronny's noomies wrote:
Hahahaha you guys crack me up. Thanks for the good wishes.

For all of you under 61, I just want you to know what's coming..... Warts, muscle aches, high blood pressure, wrinkles, short term memory problems, LIVER SPOTS, unexpected penile events, lower back pain, receding hair line, long greasy nostril hair, ear bush, aspirin overdoses, depression, double hernias, hopelessness, diabetes, suicidal ideation, fungus, dirty looks from high school girls, loss of hearing, macular degeneration, tendency to run on about the past, constipation, hershey squirts, ugly feet, difficulty operating digital items, fat fingers, ingrown toenails, bad knees, afraid of the future, drinking alone, unexplained sores, gout.... Other than that it's pretty cool! :)
what's the ugliest part of your body

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:05 am 
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ronny's noomies wrote:
Hahahaha you guys crack me up. Thanks for the good wishes.

For all of you under 61, I just want you to know what's coming..... Warts, muscle aches, high blood pressure, wrinkles, short term memory problems, LIVER SPOTS, unexpected penile events, lower back pain, receding hair line, long greasy nostril hair, ear bush, aspirin overdoses, depression, double hernias, hopelessness, diabetes, suicidal ideation, fungus, dirty looks from high school girls, loss of hearing, macular degeneration, tendency to run on about the past, constipation, hershey squirts, ugly feet, difficulty operating digital items, fat fingers, ingrown toenails, bad knees, afraid of the future, drinking alone, unexplained sores, gout.... Other than that it's pretty cool! :)
what's the ugliest part of your body

You wouldn't be asking if you'd seen the video of his colonoscopy...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:39 am 
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I hear you, Mr. Noomies. It's all true. Happy afterbirthday, anyhow. I hope you (and I) can endure a few more.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:14 pm 
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Thanks again all.

Thanks for reminding me, MTF..... Add colonoscopies to the list. :x

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:54 am 
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I just had a birthday :smoke: My nineteenth, to be exact :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:44 am 
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Oy vey...Happy birthday... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:17 pm 
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Last teen year, congrats.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:55 am 
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Thanks, fellas :D My lovely lady friend cooked me up some good birthday food, and seven or eight of my friends gathered around to share in the good times. Got a bit too tipsy at the end of the night :roll: But all is well and not a thing is broken.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:03 am 
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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
Hahahaha you guys crack me up. Thanks for the good wishes.

For all of you under 61, I just want you to know what's coming..... Warts, muscle aches, high blood pressure, wrinkles, short term memory problems, LIVER SPOTS, unexpected penile events, lower back pain, receding hair line, long greasy nostril hair, ear bush, aspirin overdoses, depression, double hernias, hopelessness, diabetes, suicidal ideation, fungus, dirty looks from high school girls, loss of hearing, macular degeneration, tendency to run on about the past, constipation, hershey squirts, ugly feet, difficulty operating digital items, fat fingers, ingrown toenails, bad knees, afraid of the future, drinking alone, unexplained sores, gout.... Other than that it's pretty cool! :)
Everything listed there began when I was 26!

Ronny's Noomies: Happy Birthday, BTW!


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I just had a birthday :smoke: My nineteenth, to be exact :mrgreen:
I was so glad to turn 20! That gave me the opportunity to strip off what I saw as that degrading, insulting, automatically-assumed-stupid, clumsy, know-it-all-idiot with no real life experience, teenager! OK, nobody took me any more seriously, still don't, but I was free of that fucking teenager label branded on me for seven years! :lol:

Happy B-Day!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:24 am 
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belated birthday greetings to mental toss flycoon. 8)
Make that two, please!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:33 am 
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Happy Birthday America!

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My lovely daughter turns 18 today...and also, TheAcadian turns 51 today.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:05 am 
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Felicitacions!

Congrats!

Parabéns!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:27 am 
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Salud TheAcadian! Many, many more for you and your daughter too! Cinco uno,... your still just a youngster! :) :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:46 pm 
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Zappy 50th B-Day calvin2hikers ! Image

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:45 pm 
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+1 From me too cal. Have a great day! From here it's all downhill bro'. :)

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:55 am 
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Happy Birthday Cal, welcome to the five decade, two score and ten, half century club.


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Happy Birthday Cal...funny guy at the forum, we are lucky to have you!

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Happy Afterbirthday, Dear Calvin.


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Hahahahahahahahahaha, that was awesome Pope! It seems like one of those phrases I should have heard 1000 times in my life already, and yet I never have.

Oh, and Happy Birth Day, before and after to all!

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Nelson Mandela turns 95

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Nelson Mandela turns 95

I'm glad he made it. Haven't heard if he was out of hospital or not. 8)

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