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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:36 am 
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Dear Cal,
What should be the maximum depth of cleavage?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:53 am 
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What should be the maximum depth of cleavage?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:31 am 
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BBP wrote:
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What should be the maximum depth of cleavage?

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Look, that isn't important in the grand scheme of things. Males should be interested in you because of your intelligence and your great artistic flair, not for the cleavage of your big bouncing breasts....uh.....(a minute later) what was I saying?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:57 pm 
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Dear Cal

Would the Borg on Star Trek Next Generation be classified as Socialists, Facists, or Captilolists?

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Would the Borg on Star Trek Next Generation be classified as Socialists, Facists, or Captilolists?

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Osmondists. Once they implant their songs in your brain, you become one with the Osmond fan collective!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:33 pm 
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Dear Cal-

If I was cheese - and I'm not saying I'm not - what kind of cheese would I be?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:41 am 
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At first I was thinking that you might be the cheese that Robert Plant sings about in "In My Time Of Dying" (you know...."Oh my cheeses, oh my cheeses, oh my cheeses etc." or the Animals (Ricotta Get Out of This Place) but in the end I decided you have to be the cheese Bob Dylan sings about (Simple Twist Of Feta)

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:15 am 
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I would think MTF was more of a Queso Chihuahua.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:37 am 
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Dear Cal

Being a Maverick I believe my image will requirer the capture and domestication of a wild animal, which wild animals do you suggest for capture and domestication.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:11 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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Being a Maverick I believe my image will requirer the capture and domestication of a wild animal, which wild animals do you suggest for capture and domestication.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:29 pm 
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Ha!

Nice cal, 8)

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Nice cal, 8)



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:09 pm 
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Hello again, calvin,

One more for ya.

My favourite Steely Dan albums are The Royal Scam and Aja. But recently, I've been compelled to listen to Gaucho AND its title track THREE times in a row, which NEVER happens. What is wrong with me and how can you help me stop listening to them a FOURTH time in a row?!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:30 pm 
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It's just a spasm....like a Sunday in TJ. When all your Gaucho listening is through, you'll run to Aja.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:28 pm 
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Dear Cal

How can I measure it if I ate the last chicken?

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calvin2hikers wrote:
It's just a spasm....like a Sunday in TJ. When all your Gaucho listening is through, you'll run to Aja.

Dear Cal...why do most Steely Dan songs seem to be about doing drugs and banging teen age girls? Was Fagen serious when he referred to himself as "The kid" in Babylon Sisters? Creepy. And why were they afraid to play live in the 70s? Is it because they bought all the kick ass soul- funk- jazz musicians they could get their hands on to make their nerdy little songs sound bad ass and they could never sound bad ass on their own? Also, why do the exact same fills played by the exact same musicians sound so much better on the Johnny Hammond Gears album?


If you can help me, I wont ask you to explain ELP's-Love Beach.


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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
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How can I measure it if I ate the last chicken?

RN



WTF???

THE VERY LAST ONE? EVER?? GODDAMMIT! Now nobody will be able to measure anything. We'll have to go metric. You've ruined it for all of us.

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calvin2hikers wrote:
It's just a spasm....like a Sunday in TJ. When all your Gaucho listening is through, you'll run to Aja.

Dear Cal...why do most Steely Dan songs seem to be about doing drugs and banging teen age girls? Was Fagen serious when he referred to himself as "The kid" in Babylon Sisters? Creepy. And why were they afraid to play live in the 70s? Is it because they bought all the kick ass soul- funk- jazz musicians they could get their hands on to make their nerdy little songs sound bad ass and they could never sound bad ass on their own? Also, why do the exact same fills played by the exact same musicians sound so much better on the Johnny Hammond Gears album?


If you can help me, I wont ask you to explain ELP's-Love Beach.


It was simply to fulfill contractual obligations. None of the group liked it. Palmer said the cover made them look like the Bee Gees.

(I'm not touching the first part because I don't know Steely Dan's history all that well......but have you heard Cousin Dupree from Two Against Nature? Talk about creepy!)

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Dear Cal

I have had an accident and I am not sure if it was a shart or a frit, how does one tell?

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Keep your digs about Down Under to yourself.

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Keep your digs about Down Under to yourself.

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Does the shite come out the arsehole counterclockwise down under in OZ?

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I'm sure Calvin will spot your problem Kirk and advise you accordingly but if your shit rotates when it emerges you should see a doctor.

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Plook wrote:
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I have had an accident and I am not sure if it was a shart or a frit, how does one tell?

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You need to ask yourself this first - how old am I? Then...how smart am I? If you can answer those two then possibly you can sort out if you've soiled your britches.

And I will not be answering the ensuing replies in this thread. Calvin does not have time for such trivialities.

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Dear Calvin,

So ...I can't think of anything. But I'll get back to you later young man! ( he used to be a....)


Dazed & confused, in 'Bama


This happened once before, when I came to calvins door.


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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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So ...I can't think of anything. But I'll get back to you later young man! ( he used to be a....)


Dazed & confused, in 'Bama


This happened once before, when I came to calvins door.


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