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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 8:31 am 
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Plook burns patchouli and frangipani incense to hide the fecal reek of that wretched sausage.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:38 pm 
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Pope Jim is considering opening canned fondue factory at the Vatican... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:32 am 
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Plook thinks fondue can be canned. Ha! What an American. True fondue can only be created and consumed on the spot.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:31 am 
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Pope Jim's motto is "where there is a cannery, there is a product"... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:02 am 
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Plook sprays Cheez Whiz out of a can straight into his mouth. Sometimes fondue is too much trouble. But even when he makes fondue, like when he has has the Rubbles and the Spacelys over for a dinner party, just check the nearest garbage container. You'll find two or three empty cans of Kraft Cheez Whiz. Not only does he cheat on his fondue, he also huffs the propellant gases. Plook is a total decadent.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:19 pm 
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Pope Jims jee wiz obsession with cheeze wiz has been foun-d due to a grammatical misunderstanding... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:42 pm 
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Plook has given up on fondue. He's a 'tin can 'o cheese dip w/ the peel-off lid' kind of guy now.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:47 pm 
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Plook invented Frito Scoops.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:56 am 
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Pope Jim invented the idea for Mr.Balls, the Brazilian mascot for testicular cancer awareness.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:42 am 
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coevad is Lance Armstrong's love child.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:26 am 
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If your ever in New Orleans down in the new section of the old french quarter you might come across Cheez Whiz, it's a french restaurant Pope Jim frequented the last time he was in New Orleans researching super powers. He gave the shrimp a two thumbs up. And then there was what Pope Jim gave the little, taut, enthusiastic, blond waitress, but thats another story for another time....unless you send me the money Jim!

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Gray_Ghost is a Cheeze Wiz connoisseur... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:46 am 
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Plook is not in Las Vegas. He's delivering a pepperoni pizza and a new set of facial disguise moles to a lonely freedom fighter in Moscow. Next stop: Havana. (Mr. Ghost: Go ahead and tell your tawdry story. Nothing I've done with waitresses shames me.)


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:33 pm 
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Pope Jim wants to change his name to Nando... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:09 pm 
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Plook drinks methyl alcohol and laughs in the face of Death.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:31 pm 
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Pope Jim drinks mouthwash and cries at life.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:13 pm 
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coevad masturbates with WD40 and a roach clip.


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Dweezil, Titoney and PJ all concocted the Trendmonger legend over a couple a beers one night and are really all good friends & vegans too.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:14 pm 
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Ouch! Vegan? That's cruel, man.

Kapt. Kiirk eats raw organ meats with his hunting buddy, Dead-Eye Dick Cheney. Kirk has also learned how to outrun double-aught buck shot.


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Pope Jim is obessed with you betcha', Sarah Palin... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:08 am 
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Plook threw Bristol Palin out of bed for spraying cracker crumbs. That's what he tells the boys, anyhow. The real reason was because he wanted to concentrate his little blue pill on Joan Rivers.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:31 am 
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Being from Oregon, Pope Jim likes his weather wetter than his fat stripper girlfriend's thong.


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coevad going to try and escape the OC by hiding in a small box... :smoke:


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Plook was Tonto's understudy in the TV series 'The Lone Ranger.'


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coevad grooves to old Jan & Dean records when he thinks no one's looking.


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