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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:16 am 
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Pope Jim is planning to kidnap the Bush's Beans dog since it can talk and he hopes it can decipher what Gary the Wonder Dog is saying... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:32 am 
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Evelyn. Fifi. Reeking buns, reeking in a good way. Plook knows all of this. Plook is actually trying to plant a suggestion in my mind, but I ain't buying it. I am not a dog owner and have no such aspirations. Do not project your lurid desires on me. Now go groom your pet baboon and leave me alone.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:22 am 
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Pope Jim closed the Vatican zoo, he isn't an animal guy, his minions sighed when he stated, "No Zoo for you!"... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:12 am 
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Plook bought MJ monkey in vatican zoo , now he can make him pedal his generator to power his computer in case electricity fail. Plook even think about moving in a banana republic .

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:43 am 
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ZutboF while watching the water rise in Canada, he regrets not learning to swim... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:02 pm 
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Plook is starring in a tribute to Wild Man Fischer. His opening piece will be 'I'm The Meanie' cause he truly hates the Beatles.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:20 pm 
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coevad has debated starting a one man Beatles tribute band... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:19 pm 
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Plook masturbates to Yoko Ono's recorded squawkings.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:59 am 
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coevad drives a truck for Budweiser. He hates microbrews.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:52 am 
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Pope Jim originally traveled the US with a large entourage and required a Grand Fondue, when he took his trip to Europe he could only bring a smaller group of minions and therefore decided to use the Petite Fondue... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:02 am 
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Plook needs hot groupie action, bad. He even bought a copy of Downbeat and carried it around so he looked like he knew what was happening.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:26 am 
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coevad beats off to Downbeat. The title itself tells you what a limp dick he is.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:06 pm 
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PJ wears pj's, if only he new it!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:27 pm 
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KK doesn't have a handlebar w/imperial because of FZ, he's really a wannabe beatnik.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:41 pm 
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coevad wants to buy a day care center.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:23 am 
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Pope Jim owns 2% of the Vatican bathhouse, and he wants to make changes.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:33 am 
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coevad will name his day care center Cute Little Poopers.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:44 am 
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Pope Jim is making a play for controlling interest in the Vatican Bathhouse... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:37 am 
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Plook's mango man-goo fondue is all the rage in southern Italy. Men are rubbing it on their chests and sporting huge erections. Women are screaming, running in terror and cowering in their bathrooms. But the men aren't chasing them. They only have eyes for each other. Can this be the end of the holy Roman church? Or is it just another day?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:24 pm 
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10:47pm - Vatican bathhouse:

The graveyard cleaning crew arrives early to find a darkened shower room. As light is applied, the hidden choir boys scatter. Pope Jim clears his throat, emerges from a stall and announces: That'll be all for tonight's vocal man-goo enhancements, boys.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:34 am 
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coevad is Pope Jims biographer... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:07 am 
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Plook collects Paula Deen memorabilia. He has all of her network shows on dvd. Sometimes he feels so sorry for her that he has to suck on a cold stick of butter to calm his frazzled nerves.


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Pope Jim is debating a show with Chief Ramsay, Hells Alter Boys... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:51 am 
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Plook got his humongous dick caught in a men's room blow dryer. Don't ask.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:00 am 
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Pope Jim used his unit to try and activate the Vatican Bathhouses' electronic towel dispenser. After 27 wavings of his wand, he gave up. His hands were dry by then so he left. Don't forget to zip your pants Jim.


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