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PostPosted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 12:11 pm 
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:'( I'm really a dog trapped in a dogs body  :'(

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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catepuke, believe me, i know all bout it <br><br>mungo

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 Post subject: re: h elp
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mungo wrote:
catepuke, believe me, i know all bout it

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catepuke ¿

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 Post subject: Re: re: h elp
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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
mungo wrote:
catepuke, believe me, i know all bout it

mungo



catepuke ¿

Yes, baby. How may I h ELp you ¿
Do you know, Slime, this is the 1st day I've been here in God only knows how long and I happened to see this. How you been ¿
Me, I still have issues with the cat-dog thing but with the help of several industrial strength psychiatrists and a low voltage cap they make me wear I'll be OK.

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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So I guess swimming is out of the question? Bummer.

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 Post subject: re: h elp
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Yes, baby. How may I h ELp you ¿
Do you know, Slime, this is the 1st day I've been here in God only knows how long and I happened to see this. How you been ...


doing ok, kinda miss the old crowd, it's amazing you showed up, mungo will now make an appearance... and look what goes missing when you stay away for soooooo long

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shall we send it on home, cate ¿

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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 Post subject: Re: re: h elp
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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
catepuke wrote:
Yes, baby. How may I h ELp you ¿
Do you know, Slime, this is the 1st day I've been here in God only knows how long and I happened to see this. How you been ...


doing ok, kinda miss the old crowd, it's amazing you showed up, mungo will now make an appearance... and look what goes missing when you stay away for soooooo long

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shall we send it on home, cate ¿

there's kity-kitty!
i recon.

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 Post subject: re: h elp
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:16 pm 
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the bigger the cushion...

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:42 pm 
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Wow, completely off the grid. I never got a reply to any coded messages sent.

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 Post subject: Re: re: h elp
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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
the bigger the cushion...

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feels much better. thanks!

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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calvin2hikers wrote:
Wow, completely off the grid. I never got a reply to any coded messages sent.

i blinked in code. you failed to notice. how the hell are you?

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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catpuke wrote:
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Wow, completely off the grid. I never got a reply to any coded messages sent.

i blinked in code. you failed to notice. how the hell are you?


That was you blinking? I thought it was a beetle preparing a nice rice pilaf. I'm fine except for the occasional tic. And you?

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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Be careful when she blinks Cal; especially her 3rd and 4th rows of eyes.

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
Be careful when she blinks Cal; especially her 3rd and 4th rows of eyes.

typically, it's the back-up eye located in the upper left quadrant of the back of my head that grows off a small yet much needed stalk which provides it nutrients that i caution people about. woe unto thee who looketh into it. woe.

ah, remember when we had fun here? the numbers post, your sandwiches post, cals advice post, the occasional profound asshole that hobbled by and tried sucked the fun out of everything, pedro 1 and the invisible lamp w/it's infrared light bulb, the hostages i borrowed, white person, gail liking me for that one hour about 5 yrs. ago (she told me i won her heart in an email one time :cry: ), the cramps post, the zappa belly post-my personal fav.....

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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calvin2hikers wrote:
catpuke wrote:
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Wow, completely off the grid. I never got a reply to any coded messages sent.

i blinked in code. you failed to notice. how the hell are you?


That was you blinking? I thought it was a beetle preparing a nice rice pilaf. I'm fine except for the occasional tic. And you?

other than the burns marks left from the Dura Mater 3000 Cap i agreed to wear, OK. low voltage my ass!
that just have been a beetle blinking-what dimension were you in?

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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The Fifth. Back-up vocals. They said I had Jackie Wilson type talent. If Jackie Wilson had been repeatedly hit in the throat with a conductor's baton.

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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The Fifth. Back-up vocals. They said I had Jackie Wilson type talent. If Jackie Wilson had been repeatedly hit in the throat with a conductor's baton.

i owe you a word. in my hast i left out the word, may. i'm in a hurry and busy making hand-painted posters for the upcoming Stretching Of The Wheat festival. they may be white on white and nearly impossible to see but god knows, i painted my heart out.

and you do have jackie wilson type talent, cal. you do.wounded trachea and all. but i thought they said carney wilson, myself. chlorine fumes fill the air here.

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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The Fifth. Back-up vocals. They said I had Jackie Wilson type talent. If Jackie Wilson had been repeatedly hit in the throat with a conductor's baton.

i owe you a word. in my hast i left out the word, may. i'm in a hurry and busy making hand-painted posters for the upcoming Stretching Of The Wheat festival. they may be white on white and nearly impossible to see but god knows, i painted my heart out.

and you do have jackie wilson type talent, cal. you do.wounded trachea and all. but i thought they said carney wilson, myself. chlorine fumes fill the air here.


I was born with a special talent to see white on white artistry. It's why I enjoyed so many Up With People concerts.

As for them saying Carnie Wilson, well, let me add "touche'". This round is yours.

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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I won an all white jigsaw puzzle as a maths prize once. Now that the pieces have aged it's even harder to put together as the fade marks don't line up.

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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I won an all white jigsaw puzzle as a maths prize once. Now that the pieces have aged it's even harder to put together as the fade marks don't line up.


How many pieces? There's an online version. To be honest I kinda thought it was like putting sky together.

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 Post subject: Re: h ELp
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When I was eight (1966) I was given a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle of the night sky......those bastards! I worked on that thing for weeks!


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I lived with a friends Family for part of my senior year of high school and they always had a massive jig saw puzzle going on a table, anyone who came by was welcome to partake...man I would get stoned and I would be like a Rat on a Cheeto working on that puzzle, the sky could blow your mind... :smoke:


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