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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:00 pm 
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coevad hiked all the way to Emerald City for an audience with the Wizard of Oz. When he finally got there, he sang, "If I only had a dick..." The Wizard gave him a Hillshire Farms kielbasa, a handful of kinky hair and a squeeze-bottle of mayonnaise.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:03 pm 
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Pope Jim recently bought prime real estate in Munchcanland, he got it for a fraction of the price... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:44 pm 
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I'm having trouble finishing this lie because I'm super djunk. lil help?
Plook, so drunk at his local Independence Day celebration, somehow found a way to create a cheese fondue concussion bomb. When he lit the fuse and everyone held up their plate of tortilla chips,

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:27 am 
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coevad in an effort to escape the OC used the 4th fireworks as a cover, but he ended up running with a pac of spooked dogs and ultimately was captured by Animal Control... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:56 am 
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Plook can't get enough of coevad's super djunk. That Wizard really knows sausages.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:48 am 
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Pope Jim has abandoned his dreams of moving to Montana soon and is now plowing the fields at Monger Farms.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:38 am 
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False Dick, as he's known over at the Penthouse forum, smokes two packs of Monger Menthols a day. He used to sing such a sweet baritone in the church choir. Now he sounds like a rusty Suzuki chainsaw.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:47 pm 
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Pope Jim gets a boner when fresh blood enters this thread... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:48 pm 
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Plook's mangina swells up at the very thought of the papal penis. His G-nub is throbbing. He's whipping up a special fondue he calls jimjam.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:55 am 
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Pope Jim tends to empty a room or a thread as the conversation progress's... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:43 am 
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Plook can't find his ass with both hands. He wipes himself with a back scratcher and a round file.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:39 pm 
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Pope Jim is a utensil type of guy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:32 am 
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Plook's latest invention, the rotary corncobulator, is all the rage in outhouses across the Midwest and Deep South. It's meeting strong resistance in California's Central Valley, however. Zappa Family influence is suspected.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:51 am 
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Pope Jim's first miracle has been recorded by the Vatican, they call it the Papal Poop and it is going to be displayed soon, it is a shit that models Vatican City and appears to include the Blessed Trinity in the Holy Courtyard... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:17 am 
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Plook bought a butt plug and a steel-reinforced nut cup, plus straps to lock them in place, for just in case coevad gets grabby during their upcoming meeting. The whole set-up also works as a girdle.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:35 pm 
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Pope Jim has Papal ponderings of the Pontiff Poop being sent on a world tour... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:20 pm 
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It says here in my evening briefing that Plook Enterprises has already bought worldwide Scratch and Sniff rights. Quite a coup, Mr. Plook.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:39 pm 
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Pope Jim was shocked to learn someone else got the scratch & sniff rights, he was working with the Oregon State Lottery to combine the the scratch and sniff with a Lottery ticket game... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:19 pm 
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Plook paid off three Cardinals to get the scratch and sniff rights and sprained his jaw in the process. He keeps babbling to himself, "Big meat. Monster meat," over and over. Sometimes he cringes and cries. Ah, the sins of Mammon. Will they ever learn?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:28 am 
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Pope Jim is planning his scratch and sniff hist which will requirer him to re-open the Papal not so secret basement... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:56 am 
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"hist"? I'm drawing a blank here. "Require" only has one R; you are, at least, very consistent in misspelling this word.

Pluque spends at least therty minits evry day luking for noo and more confyusing ways to missmell wurds. He likes fukking with anel-reteniv assweeps like Poop Jam.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:16 am 
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Jim spilled bong-water on his spellchecker, soda on his crap-detector and now he needs an anymah for his jammed poop-chute.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:01 pm 
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Speaking of poop jam, that's what coevad likes on his pumpernickel toast. It's even better than smegma.


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Pope Jim thinks smegma is the stuff inside the Earth magma is a French document written by a guy named Carter... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:28 am 
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As a child, Plook came up with the Joe Walsh album title; The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get. He's still getting royalties.

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