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coevad believes he has located the last orange tree in the OC... :smoke:


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Plook humped a grapefruit fresh off the bush in Canoga Park. His dick still tingles.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:05 am 
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Not many people no this, but after being fired by Lalo Schifrin for a bongo mishap uncharacteristically Pope Jim bounced straight into another job. But late on the afternoon of Thursday the 22nd of April 1967 Pope Jims short stint as a stunt coordinators assistants gopher on the set of the TV series Mission Impossible also came to abrupt end. After consuming half a lid of some powerfull weed at lunch, an immaculately stoned Jim had miscalculated the length a fuse causing the iconic tape to self distruct in less than a second instead of the prescribed 5 or occasionally 10 seconds thus begining a chain of events that would some 43 years later lead to the Pope being arrested and publicly identified as Eugenes masked sousaphone busker, but thats a story for another time. Anyway the instant the Itchimiki 100 tape machine caught fire another career also ended at that very moment. Steven Hill the actor who played Dan Briggs received 3rd degree burns to 10 percent of his nose, and while its true that his nose wouldn't have been burned if it wasn't for a visiting Peter Graves, accidentally trying to put out the fire out with gasoline, coincidentally at that very moment Peter Graves career playing the part of James Phelps may technically have began. Meanwhile after the mishap Steven found it impossible to return to work and while the burns were, at the time to say the least inconvenient, in 1990 Hills nose got him the part of Adam Schiff on Law and Order....So a happy ending of sorts.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:38 am 
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Gray_Ghost is the cause of wind in Wellington.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:18 am 
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Caputh wishes he hadn't sold all that ivory to the Chinese.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:30 am 
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Pope Jim's Holy Milk is now available in the Vatican cafeteria.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:26 pm 
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coevad only goes to concerts that serve Goats milk at the concessions... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:06 pm 
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Plook and his faithful sidekick, Gary the Blunder Dog, did a drive-by watering of the last orange tree in Orange County. It should die within the week.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:22 pm 
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Pope Jim is collecting soil samples fro some unknown reason... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:32 am 
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Stool sample results are in. Plook's dog is shooting uncut Dweezilium. The presence of Alpo by-products tentatively rules out the stool sample being Plook's. One dissenting researcher contests this conclusion, thus the tentative status. We need another poop that is indubitably Plook's.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:37 pm 
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Pope Jim has been following me around the country with a doggie bag, he is easy to spot in Pontiff Plaid... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:28 pm 
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Pontiff plaid? What the fuck, you think I'm dressed in golf drag? That's your trip, not mine.

Plook also keeps muu-muus, cat suits, Nike sweats and assless chaps in his closet. He has many outfits for every conceivable mood and occasion. You would not believe his forest of shoe trees!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:58 pm 
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Pontiff plaid? What the fuck, you think I'm dressed in golf drag? That's your trip, not mine.

Of course he doesn't...this is the outrageous lies thread. If it's posted here, it's a lie.
Ya big silly!
Or, is that a lie?
Hmmmmmmm.....

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just plain doug is the Forum Neighborhood watch Supervisor and he's packing... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:37 am 
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Plook stands at alliegiance, in awe of jpd's big five inch.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:48 am 
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Pope Jim cdoncept of big is based on Alter Boy selections... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:42 pm 
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Touche! (Douchebag.) Plook is an honest, upright citizen.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:20 am 
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Pope Jim is buying scrap gold to beef up the Vatican treasure chest... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:35 am 
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Plook picks his nose with chopsticks.


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Pope Jim laughs in the face of lust and eschews erotic erudition.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:56 am 
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Caputh life long dream is to own a horse shoeing franchise... :smoke:


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Plook went to Utah to form an alliance with the Church of The Latter Day Saints against Pope Jim's apostates. He's offering them a recipe for chocolate cheese fondue to undermine Papal Products. Will his evil plan succeed?


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Pope Jim has wooden legs and real feet.

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Crudblud has blue blood. He wears khakis, wingtips and an ascot.


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Pope Jim loves it when the crotch fails on his daisy-dukes'. Now he has a cute lil' skirt.


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