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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:59 am 
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[quote author=monstermovie link=board=general;num=1083361684;start=15#21 date=05/02/04 at 09:36:28]I think that many covers posted in this thread can be put in the "Guinness Book" for the worst album cover ever.<br><br>Nevertheless, I would like to show you three (yes, three) covers of the albums of Mario Merola, a Napolitan popular singer (also suspected to have strong protections by the napolitan mafia called "camorra"). <br>I really think that these covers are particularly bad, ugly, etc.<br><br>Image<br><br>Image<br><br>Image<br><br>[/quote]<br><br><br><br>  O' ZAPPATORE<br><br> <br><br>Felicissima sera,<br>a tutte sti signure 'ncruvattate<br>e a chesta cummitiva accussí allèra,<br>d'uommene scicche e femmene pittate!<br><br>Chesta è na festa 'e ballo...<br>Tutte cu 'e fracchesciasse sti signure...<br>E i', ca só' sciso 'a copp''o sciaraballo,<br>senza cercá 'o permesso, abballo i' pure!<br><br>Chi só'?...<br>Che ve ne 'mporta!<br>Aggio araputa 'a porta<br>e só' trasuto ccá...<br><br>[glow=red,2,300]Musica, musicante!<br>Fatevi mórdo onore...<br>Stasera, 'mmiez'a st'uommene aligante,<br>abballa un contadino zappatore!<br>[/glow]   :'( :'( :'(<br>II<br><br>No, signore avvocato...<br>sentite a me, nun ve mettite scuorno...<br>Io, pe' ve fá signore, aggio zappato<br>e stó' zappanno ancora, notte e ghiuorno!<br><br>E só' duje anne, duje,<br>ca nun scrive nu rigo â casa mia...<br>Si 'ossignuría se mette scuorno 'e nuje...<br>Pur'i' mme metto scuorno 'e ...'ossignuría"<br><br>Chi só'?!<br>Dillo a 'sta gente<br>ca i' songo nu parente<br>ca nun 'o può cacciá...<br><br>Musica, musicante!<br>ca è bella l'allería...<br>I' mo ve cerco scusa a tuttuquante<br>si abballo e chiagno dint'a casa mia!<br><br>III<br><br>Mamma toja se ne more...<br>'O ssaje ca mamma toja more e te chiamma?<br>Meglio si te 'mparave zappatore,<br>ca 'o zappatore, nun s'a scorda 'a mamma!<br><br>Te chiamma ancora: "Gioja"...<br>e, arravugliata dint''o scialle niro<br>dice: "Mo torna, core 'e mamma soja,<br>se vene a pigliá ll'ùrdemo suspiro..."<br><br>Chi só'?<br>Vuje mme guardate?<br>Só' 'o pate...i' sóngo 'o pate...<br>e nun mme pò cacciá!...<br><br>[glow=red,2,300]Só' nu fatecatóre<br>e magno pane e pane...<br>Si zappo 'a terra, chesto te fa onore...<br>Addenócchiate...e vásame sti mmane![/glow]<br> 8) 8) 8)<br><br>ciao  ;) ;D<br>

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2004 5:22 am 
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I think your avatar is odd madcow. Funny though. <br>Image<br><br><br>[quote author=monstermovie link=board=general;num=1083361684;start=15#21 date=05/02/04 at 09:36:28]<br><br>Image[/quote]<br>What's "Cient' Anne" translated?<br>

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2004 7:26 am 
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[quote author=Gonzo link=board=general;num=1083361684;start=15#26 date=05/03/04 at 08:22:27]I think your avatar is odd madcow. Funny though. <br>Image<br>[/quote]<br><br>Didn't you see that episode of South Park a few weeks ago?  That's Cartman pretending to be retarded in order to enter the special olympics.


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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2004 10:48 pm 
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[quote author=Gonzo link=board=general;num=1083361684;start=15#26 date=05/03/04 at 08:22:27]<br><br>What's "Cient' Anne" translated?<br>[/quote]<br><br>Cient'Anne = Naples' dialect<br>Cent'anni = Italian<br>A houndred years = English

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2004 4:16 am 
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I love Sparks, and this cover is more than likely completely tongue-in-cheek, but I really hate it:<br><br>Image


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Looks like we have a new candidate:<br><br>Image


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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 8:18 am 
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[quote author=madcow1515 link=board=general;num=1083361684;start=30#31 date=05/14/04 at 11:09:46]Looks like we have a new candidate:<br><br>Image[/quote]<br> :o weird seeing this, i just had a cow look in my window a moment ago....a shitload of them have escaped from their field and the farmer is chasing them about on his quad bike....it's like starsky and hutch go country....great fun ;D

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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 11:20 am 
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[quote author=Festus Haggen link=board=general;num=1083361684;start=30#34 date=05/14/04 at 13:52:23]Image[/quote]<br><br>Hard to beat graphics for sure......<br><br> "@@"

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Image<br><br>The long awaited follow-up to Jim Carroll's "Those Are People Who Died"<br><br>

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Not the worst, not the best...

But the title is memorable:
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I love Autopsy but damn this is a lame cover for their worst album.
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But they also have amazing covers like this!

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Not bad on the guitar, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjbcsvHn1t0

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He's actually got a whole section dedicated to bad albums that he's collected, like this one:

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