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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:48 pm 
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Coevad believes Plaid is the new black... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:09 pm 
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Plook fell asleep reading the Book of Mormon. He dreamed of sheep.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:45 am 
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Pope Jim has rented a building on North Temple Street in downton Salt Lake City with a basement, from which he intends to tunnel to the Mormon Headquarters and steal there secrets... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:09 am 
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Plook bought a three-pack of the sacred underpants.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:04 pm 
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Pope Jim is using the 24th of July Mormon Holiday as the cover for his heist... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:38 am 
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Plook put on a pair of the sacred underpants and immediately had a spiritual orgasm. He spent the day shopping for sister wives.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:46 pm 
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Pope Jim picked up his sister wives at the Sams Club in Salt Lake City, he had to buy a dozen and now is overwhelmed with pussy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:26 am 
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Somebody slipped a brother bride into Plook's foursome. Imagine his surprise when the flannel nightie slid up.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:20 am 
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Pope Jim was excluded by the Mormon Grand Pooba from the Gentic Registry... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:14 pm 
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Plook already found a skidmark in his new sacred skivvies. It kinda looks like an angel wing.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:06 pm 
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Pope Jim is vey interested in purchasing holy relics in wholy undergarments... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:07 am 
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The spirit of Brigham Young came to Plook last night in a dream and told him to quit posting as Carlos Danger on Facebook and Twitter, as he was subverting the political comeback of a good man.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:08 am 
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Pope Jim lost his internet connection and was confused until he realized Carlos Danger skyped his junk and the whole system went dark... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:23 am 
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Plook "accidentally" tweeted his own junk and a thousand gay guys plucked out their eyeballs.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:41 pm 
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Pope Jim tried tweeting but accidently killed his parakeet... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:18 pm 
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Plook sharted on the flight home. It's a bitch changing shorts in those tiny airplane potties.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:26 am 
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Pop Jim has been sitting on the couch at home for sooo long, his underware is Macraméd to the couch... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:41 am 
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Plook's underwire is pinching his manboobs and his left nipple has an ingrown hair.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:30 am 
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Pope Jim got tired of shaving so he bread pygmy sheep to graze on his face at night... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:23 am 
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Plook keeps two llamas and a Guernsey cow in chains in his not-so-secret basement.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:41 am 
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Pope Jim and Plook were locked in such a vicious circle of outrageous lies that little else remained to intellectually stimulate them. As a result, Pope Jim's Bible studies went to pot and Plook's secret basement collapsed due to neglect.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:06 pm 
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Caputh master plan is working all that remains is to aquirer the Pontiffs red shoes and whatever the fuck is in Plooks not so secrete basement... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:12 pm 
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The other night Plook tried Moosehead. Now he says he's never going back to women.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:37 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
The other night Plook tried Moosehead. Now he says he's never going back to women.



Your a psychic, I tried Moose Drool at a beer Garden after dinner night before last... :shock:


Pope Jim has a crystal ball but hasn't cleaned it lately... :smoke:


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Plook is an expert on balls in any size, shape or form. His speciality are those balls that hang in discos.

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