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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:18 am 
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Plook's magnum opus, Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators, was cheesier than Sharknado. Tell the truth, Plook. Did you get Trendmonger to ghostwrite it for you? It sure smelled like his output.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:57 am 
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When Pope Jim isn't emailing jokes to Canada, he likes to share photos of his wood-workings. And for Christ sakes clean up that camera lens.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:09 am 
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coevad is so desperate to get out of the OC...he tried to e-mail himself as an attachment... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:30 am 
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Plook tried to bring a carton of horseshit cigarettes across the border from Tijuana. He got busted.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:57 pm 
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Pope Jim has shot so many loads on his computer screen, he had to install an automatic wiper blade. It keys in on granny panties. Ohhhh!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:47 am 
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coevad had a gig last night, but he blew it off because a big load of cocaine came in. After he snorted three rails, he wrote that lame lie you see above. Yup, that shit shore do make you creative.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:00 pm 
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Pope Jim is beginning to talk in ebonics... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:12 pm 
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Plook only thinks about possible lunches. When it comes to real lunches, he just orders the salad without dressing. No wonder he is surprisingly slim for a man of his age and hairstyle.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:01 am 
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Caputh, in his bid to become TOMIMITW (the other most interesting man in the world), parked his full-sized zeppelin in a two-car garage in Munich, water-skied the Danube to the Black Sea, blew two camels and a dromedary in Turkey and pissed in the ayatollah's caviar in the holy pit stop of Qom, all in one three-day weekend. And he thinks Lowenbrau beats the shit out of Corona any day.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:52 am 
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Pope Jim filled capuths zepplin with lead, now he will watch as it tries to climb the stairway to heaven... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:28 am 
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Plook scoured the OC, hoping to find someone to take to lunch. He finally gave up, went to The Frolic Room at Hollywood and Vine, and got hammered.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:32 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
coevad had a gig last night, but he blew it off because a big load of cocaine came in. After he snorted three rails, he wrote that lame lie you see above. Yup, that shit shore do make you creative.

Actually I stole that one from Andrew Dice Clay. The granny panty part was mine, though.

At the 'Forever Marilyn' sculpture in Palm Springs, Pope Jim tried to climb the 12' leg of the Marilyn Monroe statue. Initially thinking she'd be 'commando' he saw the granny panties and tried to remove them with his teeth.
No go. As they are welded to her butt.

'lie of the year candidate' 2013 - OLATPP exclusive


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:11 pm 
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Sorry, can't lie for too long - I have to huff and puff in order to keep up with coevad as TOMIMITW.
(BTW Warsteiner is better than Löwenbräu, PJ - try it on a hot day. However, bat's piss is better than Corona)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:23 pm 
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Caputh is never thirsty.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:22 pm 
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coevad had lunch at a Taco Bell in San Juan Capistrano. Plook never showed, the cheap fucktard.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:35 pm 
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Pope Jim has a vast underground empire through out the US, unfortunately he built it with only one entrance... :mrgreen:


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Plooks new artery clogging fondue receipt involves boil-in-bag meat, Velveeta cheese(jalapeno) a bottle of Corona Light. A true colon blocker indeed.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:20 am 
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coevad drives a beer truck for Carta Blanca. He hates drawing on the fake neck tattoos every morning.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:31 am 
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Pope Jim doesn't like to reminisce about his career as the San Diego Chicken, it was a clucked up experience for him... :smoke:


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Plook doesn't worry about the faggot, he takes care of the faggot.

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NuclearProstate just came out of the closet with his unconscious thought.

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ZutboF has a wardrob of Zootsuits... :smoke:


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Plook cleans his fondue forks with used car wash towels from Santa Ana, Ca.


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coevad has joined a Mariachi Band that plays covers of AC/DC... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:18 am 
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Plook plays Amazing Grace on his kazoo at funerals and 9/11 memorials.


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