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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:58 am 
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Do you mean my sperm are the size of tadpols?


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Would that explain the rapid popping sound during ejeculation?


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Isn't passing kidney stones easier?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:28 pm 
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Easier than what?
Easier than tuna shitting in the ocean?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:01 am 
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
Is the bear a catholic?
or vise versa


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:18 am 
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Who shat in the communion wafers?


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:48 am 
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Who fritted in the fridge?


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Who flung dung?


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Did the poodle provide the poop?


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:30 pm 
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Who's got the scoop?


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:57 pm 
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Isn't poop all in the loop?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:27 am 
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Campbell's Cream of Poop soup, anyone?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:09 am 
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Did Warhol paint the can?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:28 am 
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Was his toilet shaped like a a can of soup?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:27 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Campbell's Cream of Poop soup, anyone?

Served my Trendy?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:09 pm 
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coevad wrote:
Pope Jim wrote:
Campbell's Cream of Poop soup, anyone?

Served my Trendy?


By Trendy's Mum, the Monger doesn't cook!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:49 pm 
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Mum-monger-munchies?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:28 pm 
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mmmm boiled or braised?





apologies for the breach of protocol in my previous post


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Sautéed or simmered in sardines?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:59 pm 
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Al Dente?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:45 am 
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bellissimo?


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Whats that?


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Plook no know bellissimo? Tough shit. With it staring you in the face, can you spell it?


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Pejorative Pope, is there no hope, or should I get a rope?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:06 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Whats that?


Bellissimo = Lovely

eg: Mrs Pope says Pope Jim's butt is bellissimo

Do you agree with Mrs Pope Plook?


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