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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:16 am 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Bad Elmo.
The thought blows, 'er sucks, 'er, well it's just not a nice image of Good Elmo. The one we let play with our kids. This is Bad Elmo...trust me. (notice how his eye's cross when grabbin' a kid?) :evil:
Bad Elmo! He needs a spankin'! :oops: He might like that too! :shock:
Double Bad Elmo!!!

That was Ernie.

Elmo has his own problems...

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Um, that's not Elmo.

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
That was Ernie.
Elmo has his own problems...

Thanx fellers, I guess I don't watch as much Sesame Street as y'all. :mrgreen:

So the Muppet with one long eyebrow is Burt and this is his buddy Ernie? Who's Elmo hang with then?

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Who's Elmo hang with then?

Yo' mama.


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Best doghouse ever!

On another matter, this should clear things up for everyone.

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Love it. I'd share that with my kids but I really don't wanna here how we really, really, really need to get a doggy.


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Don't cave in brain, but if you have to at least get a real dawg. That's not a dog, that's a hairy lap licker.(not a speck 'o cereal left) :wink: :mrgreen:

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A young Don Knotts, trying to make a living as a ventriloquist...

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^ ZARDOS!...?

Rifle ammo for a hand gun. :roll: Maybe it's for his other weapon. The one in the Scottish delight package. No tellin' what that tool takes! :shock:

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Ware house? Where house? Smerehouse! It's at:
My house tonight...,
In The Dangerous Kitchen,
Where the cream is all clabbered,
And the postman ringed twice.
Where Victoria's Secret is what we use to hide the odor of The Dangerous Kitchen in the 1st place.
At my house tonight.
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
Sax Solo.

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Sad thing is this could be Bangkok-Thailand, Phuket-Laos or Nom Pen-Cambodia and a slave trade/prostitute, for hire. Only she don't see the money, the many gangs (for better or lack of a word) of kids, hold they're own people for trade. Now where dealing with the parents of the new kids (young meat) for hire. The same ones who killed they're parents and teachers under Pol-Pot. There's refugees in every neighboring country from when we left South East Asia as a military force and to it's self.
Nice guy Pol Pot, he and a few others killed off the smart and old. TAG, Killing, Fields.

Thing is, 'Nam looks to be doing better than most. A lot of American tourist help. That's pretty cool seein' as we tried to deforest the place with NAPALM/Agent-O. The ecology is recovering quicker than the generals thought. They're living long enough to go back and see the recovery too! I hope they can pass it to they're sons. :D
Speaking of flowers,
The flowers aren't just back, they never left. They're always here, growing, caring for the weak, the poor, the downtrodden. I'm only one, but I try. I try and help my fellow man. What do you hoard it for? A rainy day that never comes or you've so much $$$'s that it just don't matter, or you want power now? Volunteer at something you like, whether you don't have any money or if you've a lot of money. You'll find out where your money's best spent! :idea:
We elect people to represent us. I hope all the silicon valley million-billionaire's (like Meg), don't think CA. can be bought.
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I've a friend livin' with a local gal there*, beautiful people in general and a very geologically cool place on the ring of fire. It's quieter in old Siam. The ancient volcanos are worn down and silent. Nice country, Thailand and the Siam area.

*Val is a beautiful Tia gal who won my friends heart. Mine too! She's a looker. (much cuter than he coulda' done back here!)

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A couple of Kiwi brothers that I went to school with have been living in Pattaya on and off for about 25 to 30 years, they used to run the Kiwi Thai Bungy Jump business there. Those guys always had some fantastic war storys when ever they returned to NZ.
They lived a pretty hedonistic life style, back in the old days you could stay for three Months, pop across the boarder have a cup of tea get your passport stamped and stay for another three Months. Now days you can stay for three Months then you have to leave the country for three Months before you can return to the land of smiles. So now the lads alternate between Thailand the Philippines and NZ, what a life. Some of the characters they got to rub shoulders with is what made it interesting for them, people on the run, guys living double lives, the idle rich. One day they should write a book, or at least have one ghost written about their adventures. Hanging with a Las Vegas whale wrangler that took them back to the states all expences paid for a Month, being taken to London by an obscenely rich guy who introduced them to his pre rehab guitarist mate Ronny Wood, who in turn invited them all to join him for a three week party at his mansion in Ireland, theres probably a book right there, if they could remember what happened. As I said before what a life...The lads ended up getting involved doing up a rundown hotel in Pattaya and providing rooms to their wide circle of friends when ever they hit town. Because they have been there so long they know all the right/safe places to go and the right people to bribe if things go pear shaped, which often happens when kiwis are on holiday in close proximity to booze, babes and barbiturates.. :mrgreen:
PS I'm looking forward to my next holiday 8)

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LOTS of VD in that picture.

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