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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:42 am 
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Pope Jim refues nto put the Papal flag at half mast...because its all about him.... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:14 am 
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Plook is right, and that's no lie. Plook is more often wrong, especially when it comes to spelling, and that's also no lie. Damn, I'm fucked. I need a lie and I don't play golf. Help me, Rhonda, help help me, Rhonda... (Voice of Rhonda): Plook eats pussy with a condom on his tongue. I found it very impersonal and highly unsatisfying. I told him if he comes to LA again, do not call me.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:38 am 
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Pope Jim is considering issuing a bull to legalize brothels in the Vatican - he plans to open one of his own right next to the aptly dubbed St. Peter`s, named "Personal & Highly Satisfying". Plook knows where the (subterranean) entrance is.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:42 pm 
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Caputh would trade an Ivory Tower for Papal Prostitution... :smoke:


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Plook will build a subterranean entrance to anyone's Irovy Tower, just to take a dive and fall on everyone (will catch you, everyone)


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:59 am 
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NuclearProstate trades selfies on Twitter with Carlos Danger, Gaucho of Love.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:00 pm 
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Pope Jim is abusing his access to information from the VSA, Vatican Security Agency's spying program... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:41 am 
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Plook visited Syria. He ate their food. He farted. !400+ people died. The US government, ever anxious to fight yet another war, misread the signs and blamed Assad, when they should have blamed that ass wad, Plook, and revoked his passport. Now Obama and Kerry are making asses of themselves and Vladimir Putin seems to be the only adult in the room. And it all comes back to Plook. Wear the butt plug, man! You see what happens? Wear the fucking butt plug.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:44 am 
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Pope Jim ever the entrepreneur as the Pontiff Plug to the Papal industries portfolio... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:38 am 
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Now that he's aware what's going on back there, Plook is trying to market his anal emissions to Third World countries.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:15 am 
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"Thou shalt wear the Butt Plug" is Pope Jim's eleventh commandment. Strangely enough, this has not received wide acceptance in the Catholic community.
Charlton Heston once declared himself ready and willing to take part in any of PJ's campaigns. He was a natural as he looked as though he always had a butt plug up him and it looked religious at the same time. Since his demise, PJ's butt plug business has been dwindling.

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Plook and The Pope are perpetually pissed at the present because Caputh is flying into Yuba City today for the California Prune Festival. Caputh knows full well that Plook'n'PopeIndustriesTM runs the 'buttplug' racket in that town. Yet he will attempt to sell his line of plumstoppers. 'Das Plug' is the new one he's really pushing!


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coevad is just jealous - his attempts to negotiate with VW for joint rights on an "emission free" butt plug have fallen flat.

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Caputh is certian that if he can convince the Pope to manufacture the Pontiff Plug in Germany, that he can make it superior, like the ancient plugs of the Aryans he will make a Super Plug that will take over World... :smoke:


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Plook's new chocolate fondue/chokeberry jelly product is sweeping the ocean, following hard on the heels of the mudshark and Fukashima radiation. With a name like Plooker's, it damn well better be good.


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His Holiness, under suspicion of murder and witchcraft, returned to his castle. After ghostly goings on, including a banging window, apparitions of his ex wife in the garden and on horseback and a mute, paralytic grandfather hanging from a chandelier, it emerged that Pope J has a demented twin brother who has been unleashed by his roommate/sister-in-law and her cousin.


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downer mydnyte spent the 80s "touring" with Air Supply...

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MentalTossFlycoon loves his new WaxVac. He's been cleaning his ears with it for a week now and he's amazed at all the gunk that comes out. Trouble is, both of his eardrums were perforated from years of Q-tip use and now about 60% of his brain tissue is missing. Yet somehow he continues to function normally. How can this be?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:27 am 
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Pope Jim is in an axis of evil with China and Germany to have world domination using their Super Pontiff Butt Plug, with a Papal Products design, manufactured in China, and distributed by The Caputh Corporations (a subsidy or Ivory Towers Inc and Not So Secret Basements LTD)... :smoke:


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Plook opened a candles and incense booth just up wind of his fair city of Yuba. He'll be a millionaire within two years. What a genius! :smoke:


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coevad suspects that Plook is secretly the Duke of Prunes. It's something about his aroma.


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Pope Jim has a front row seat for his beloved Oregon Ducks game today. He has a cheerleader on each knee, and a foot-long in the middle. Beer :| smile


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If only. Mine's not quite bun length and the cheerleaders were queer for each other.

coevad has almost perfected his secret recipe for prune stout. No one died at the last tasting party.


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Pope Jim got an offer to produce a Pontiff Plug Gia Pet, he figures it will have cross over appeal... :smoke:


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