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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:46 pm 
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Even the Pope doesn't believe that one. Who would know better?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:37 pm 
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Does nobody know like the Pope knows?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:29 pm 
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Does anyone put a pipe to his nose better than the Pope?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:31 pm 
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Didn't Peter Piper pack a pretty impressive pipe?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:45 am 
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Did Peter Piper present the previous Pope with pickled peppers?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:57 pm 
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Wasn't it a peck?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:06 pm 
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Is it one of the perks of being Pope to get my pipe packed with pickled peppers? Yee-HAH!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:57 pm 
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What is the probability of a pickled pepper packed pipe being perked by the Pope?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:54 am 
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100%. Waitress! May I have the large bowl of beans, please?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:40 am 
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Couldn't pickeled pepers and beans lead to an explosive situation?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:56 am 
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Was that your experience in Syria?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:36 am 
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So he was a 'sand salesman?'


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:47 am 
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What kind of goods?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:29 pm 
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Who put the sand in the KY?


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Does this bring a new meaning to the daily grind?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:20 am 
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Can you use it to scratch and sniff?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:52 am 
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Are you double-jointed?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:06 pm 
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Are you two joined at the hip, or something?


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Why, are we standing too close?

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Is that Old Spice I can smell?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:05 am 
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Was that your nose in my pit?


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:47 am 
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That depends, do you shave the papal pits?


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:09 am 
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Me, shave? What are altar boys for?


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For playing wack a mole glory hole?


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Is that the new Mario Brothers game?


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