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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:41 am 
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That's Ch-ch-ch-chia, Bonzo. 35+ years on TV and you still can't spell it. It's a four-letter word, for Christ's sake. Your favorites. (The pontiff shakes his head in disbelief.) Plook graduated high school after six years because he told the teachers and administrators that if he didn't, they'd never see good weed and psychedelics again.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:59 am 
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Pope Jim spends too much time in the Vatican Library as a literary critic... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:27 pm 
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Plook wants to have lunch with the Disco Dude. Maybe fresh-caught sushi at the Edgewater Inn. :P Fugu! Fukushima tuna! Blobfish! Lord, have mercy!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:03 pm 
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Pope Jim idea of the ultimate evening includes Trendy, DB, SB...and some devices... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:31 am 
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Give Plook a pair of Roseanne Barr's panties and a box of Kleenex and he's good for the weekend.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:26 pm 
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Pope Jim snorts used panty discharge crudd... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:36 am 
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Whenever Plook turns on CNN, all he can think about is Anderson's pooper.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:29 am 
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Pope Jim watchs Fox and Friends because he likes Meagan Kelley's alley... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:37 am 
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In the sixties, Plook dropped on, tuned out and turned in.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:10 am 
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Caputh was a founding member of U2... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:54 am 
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Plook is designing 'Roto-plug' in his not so secret basement.
He says there is no action required, except to hit the power switch.
It crawls up your leg; and it knows where it goes!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:55 am 
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coevad had a date with Miley Cyrus. Getting ready was too much twerk. He stayed home and ate Pringle's instead.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:05 pm 
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Pope Jim has a secret room in his not so secret basement where he sings Bow Chicka Wow Wow... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:38 pm 
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Back in the day, whenever that was, Plook was known as The Manhandler. ("How do you handle a hungry man?") Then his parents sent him to one of those reprogramming camps, where he bathed in the tears of Jimmy Swaggart.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:25 am 
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Jimmy Swaggert was set up by one of Pope Jim's Hol-ey whores who lured him away from the path of righteousness.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:57 pm 
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Caputh can see all from his Ivory Tower... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:02 am 
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Plook is a big fan of network whores -- Katie Couric, Wolf Blitzer, Julie Chen, Anderson Cooper, Gretchen Carlson, the list goes on and on. But his all-time favorite is that pretty boy on NBC, Ryan Buttcrust. Plook would give up a testicle for a night with Ryan Buttcrust.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:05 am 
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Pope Jim cums in the same napkins he blows his nose with.

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NuclearProstate is a Papal Napkin collector, he plans on taking his most prized napkins to Antiques Roadshow... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:22 pm 
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Plook had an anal orgasm while standing in the checkout line at Walmart. At first he was embarrassed, but then he saw that none of the freaks around him noticed.


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Pope Jim was unable to marry anyone in his town due to inbreeding... :smoke:


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Plook was sad to see the 940 count sea of porta potty's leave his town as the prune festival ends. He is looking forward to the projected 1,125 units for next years plum drop.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:15 am 
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coevad learned how to make pruno while he was in the slammer. To this day he is very careful around other people's toilets.


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I have no idea what that is.

Pope Jim's confessional has a new add-on, large enough to hold a small fridge and a cot.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:31 pm 
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coevad googled pruno on bing. Then he binged pruno on google. Then he googled bing on pruno. Then he got locked into a Mobius loop and fucked himself up the butt. He liked it.


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