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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:14 am 
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After a big flood in his city Pope Jim has all his roads destroyed so 3 days later Pope Jim has noting to eat so he emptied his browser cach & ate all the cookies inside.

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Je suis désolé pour les roles que j'ai joué dans toutes ces videos, ce n'est pas tres valorisant pour l'humanité mais si cela peu avoir fait progresser la science, alors il y aura eu un coté positif.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:04 am 
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Zutbof kissed a choir boy during the eucharist.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:12 am 
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Pope Jim is a specialist to return the topic on what he really like.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:14 am 
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Zutbof is suspected of being a prime operative of the French-Canadian terrorist group, al-Shishkebob. One of their favorite "acts of war" is to force Anglo-Canadian PETA members to eat batter-fried seal pup fritters.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:07 am 
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Pope Jim is a column C and D kinda guy, that is why he gives out column A and B.... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:21 am 
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Plook doesn't have a column Z.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:02 pm 
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coevad was asked to choose a column and called in a contruction crew to build it... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:11 pm 
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Plook runs a home for wayward Wendy's drive-thru girls. They call him Grampa Hippie.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:40 am 
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Pope Jim will bring a sack full of prunes and a pink tutu to Portland next year on Jan 31st. Don't ask me why.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:05 pm 
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coevad is trying to get hired into Mile Cyrus's back up band, he can't wait to Twerk it... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:30 pm 
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Plook would walk a mile for a Camel

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:55 pm 
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coevad's gonna be mighty pissed when he gets into Miley's band and she still won't give him the time of day, much less a cheap, half-assed twerk. "A bass player? You kidding me? I'd rather work at Wendy's and live with some old creep."


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:34 pm 
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Pope Jim will attend the Portland DZ Masterclass under an assumed name. Then he will actually be 'damn good' at his craft.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:56 am 
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coevad thinks Special Ed is the tits. Possibly even the eyebrows. Dweezil is his headmaster.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:40 am 
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Pope Jim has decided to knight DZ...


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:39 pm 
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coevad thinks Special Ed is the tits. Possibly even the eyebrows. Dweezil is his headmaster.

You just snuck that lie in there Pope. Everyone knows it's Scheila.
side note to Pope-aka Grammar Nazi

USAGE NOTE Snuck is an Americanism first introduced in the 19th century as a nonstandard regional variant of sneaked. Widespread use of snuck has become more common with every generation. It is now used by educated speakers in all regions. Formal written English is more conservative than other varieties, of course, and here snuck still meets with much resistance. Many writers and editors have a lingering unease about the form, particularly if they recall its nonstandard origins. And 67 percent of the Usage Panel disapproved of snuck in our 1988 survey. Nevertheless, an examination of recent sources shows that snuck is sneaking up on sneaked. Snuck was almost 20 percent more common in newspaper articles published in 1995 than it was in 1985. Snuck also appears in the work of many respected columnists and authors: "He ran up huge hotel bills and then snuck out without paying" (George Stade). "He had snuck away from camp with a cabinmate" (Anne Tyler). "I ducked down behind the paperbacks and snuck out" (Garrison Keillor).


What are your thoughts on this, O' great one?

Oh yeah - Plook fell asleep halfway through this.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:01 pm 
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Snuck is alright by me. I sneak it in all the time.

coevad finally broke out of the OC. He's prowling Northern California, searching hard for Plook's home for Wendy's harlots. He's desperate for the smell of French fry grease during sex.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:28 am 
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Pope Jim seemed very sneaky when we sneaked a look at him as he snuck into his not so secret basement... :smoke:


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Plook wanted a hairy girl who believed in God, family and fidelity, so he joined Muslim Mingle.


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Pope Jim is considering a merger between the Chatholic Church and the Jewish Religion, he believes the increase in confessions will double his business the first year... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:34 pm 
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Jews don't confess, they kvetch. It would never work. Plook would be well advised to confine his wacky brainstorms to the fondue research vestibule of his not-so-secret basement.


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Pope Jim has decided to include the Islam in his big merger deal with the Jews and Chatholic Church , when he completes the formation Jewholiclam Church he will turn the Temple Mount Mosque into a Gift shop... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:37 pm 
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Plook is a member of that obscure online sect known as the Chatholic Church. They are addicted to chatting, U2 and casting ad hominems on each other. The true Catholic Church condemns them to Hell and beyond, along with Scientologists, Disco Dipshits, Trendmongrelists and Flying Spaghetti Monster worshippers. Straighten up and fly right, damn it! God is watching you.


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Pope Jim ran out of aluminum foil and now his brain is possessed. :smoke:

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:11 am 
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coevad found the potato-headed girl of his dreams at a McDonald's in Corning, CA. She ain't much to look at, but those big white McDonald's bags hide it well, and still allow her French fry breath to exude. Life is good.


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