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 Post subject: I must have more STDs
PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:26 am 
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I am reminded of a girl I knew in high school who claimed her goal was to contract every known STD. We discussed how this would require a fair amount of research so she could discover the expected life span for any of them that may lead to a premature death. I lost touch with her years ago, and I hope she failed in her endeavor, or changed her mind. At any rate:

This one sounds a bit intense:

PELVIC INFLAMMATORY DISEASE (PID)
PID can be caused by many different bacteria, including Chlamydia and gonorrhea. It occurs when these bacteria move up from the vagina or cervix into the uterus and other reproductive organs.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:38 am 
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As mentioned by FZ in the 1971 VPRO Documentary...

Trichomoniasis

Typically, only women experience symptoms associated with Trichomonas infection. Symptoms include inflammation of the cervix (cervicitis), urethra (urethritis), and vagina (vaginitis) which produce an itching or burning sensation. Discomfort may increase during intercourse and urination. There may also be a yellow-green, itchy, frothy, foul-smelling ("fishy" smell) vaginal discharge. In rare cases, lower abdominal pain can occur. Symptoms usually appear in women within 5 to 28 days of exposure.[2] In many cases, men may hold the parasite for some years without any signs (dormant). Some sexual health specialists have stated that the condition can probably be carried in the vagina for years, despite standard tests being negative.[3] While symptoms are most common in women, some men may temporarily exhibit symptoms such as an irritation inside the penis, mild discharge or slight burning after urination or ejaculation.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:40 am 
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SALT LAKE CITY GON-O-KHACKUS!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:03 pm 
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waddaya mean cooties, no cooties on me

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:42 am 
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I must have more chlamydia.

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How about de ZYPH'LISS??

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Sho'tly denafter, wit HIGH-LEVEL GUBNINT CO-ROBBERATIUM, he arranged to have a good-will visit to SAN QUENTIM, 'long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some of de boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de ZYPH'LISS).


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It could be said that while not a sure fire way of avoiding a SID, visual cues can be helpful as well such as nasty appearance, also listening cues such as a very long history of non-discretionary encounters. Keep in mind that these natural senses of impending danger can be counter acted by other factors, for example beer goggles and blue balls.

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Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

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