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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:40 pm 
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OK, so you be tyin' her up till she be all bound down, then she gets the choice of the loud music or the enema....

Is it getting hot in here? :shock:


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:04 am 
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So if you don't take jayp's advice and you let her live unaltered, and if you don't take Plook's advice (which is far more pleasant) you can likely indoctrinate her by a carefully planned FZ immersion.

My suggestions:

If she likes jazz, then play Grand Wazoo for her (the whole album).
If she's a rocker, then a lot of SUAPYG or Guitar might work.
If she has a sense of humor, then Apostrophe (the whole album).
If she likes classical, then LSO

If none of this works, then play her Didya Get Any Onya, followed by that screeching thing that opens Swiss Cheese/Fire followed by the Chrome-Plated Megaphone of Destiny and get a good lawyer... 8)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:37 am 
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Try growing a pair. If you can't have a relationship with someone where you treat each other as equals get the fuck out of it.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:43 am 
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Is Tupong taking the issue on the right side?
Either, his wife does not let him play his albums loud.
Or his albums do not let him play his wife loud.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:27 pm 
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Maroual wrote:
Is Tupong taking the issue on the right side?
Either, his wife does not let him play his albums loud.
Or his albums do not let him play his wife loud.


He hasn't logged on since May. So I'm assuming he said fuck it, played it as loud as he wanted, and his wife made him disappear.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:19 pm 
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tupong wrote:
That was back when she used to help me steal hubcaps


and were you wasted all the time?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:48 pm 
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play it when shes not around! or teach her to love frank!


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:13 pm 
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Headphones or maybe a new wife


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