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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:24 am 
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Pope Jim hides out under the salsa bar at El Pollo Loco waiting for his babe, Bertha, the slow cooked pinto girl. Together they consume the leftover beans. Hours later they run around her house with blankets playing Dutch oven deputante.

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coevad been having long conversations with his microwave... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:47 pm 
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Plook's new lentil and garbanzo fondue is exploding on the market.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:41 pm 
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coevad and potato-headed Patty are using way too much mayonnaise. The manager of the Corning McDonald's is getting suspicious.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:19 pm 
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Pope Jim prefers Yogart to Mayonaise... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:21 am 
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Plook plopped down a pile within the perimeter of the papal palace. Release the hounds!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:20 pm 
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coevad is considering an opening for a Choir Boy at the Papal Palace....yikes... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:59 am 
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In memory of Pope Jim

Pope Jim was incensed, in fact Jims demeanor was described in the court documents as incandescent. The Popes retirement plan was in tatters, his proposed self sufficiency scheme had been destroyed, Months and Months of research and development wasted, and all because of Bob, the Popes nervous ophidiophobic neighbour. A weaker man would have gone out and started a forest fire, but Pope Jim was not weak, angry and maybe a little deranged yes, but no one could, or would, ever dare to accuse him of being weak. After all this is Pope Jim we're talking about, alleged leader of the Eugene chapter of the Crusaders (many are called, but few are choosen) motorcycle club, a pillar of the local community, scout troop leader, miniature steam locomotive enthusiast, published author and winner of the prevent botulism in babies short story competition five years running. The Pope was a man about town, a very very angry man about town, and now that the meddling do gooders from the society for the prevention of cruelty to animals had taken away his assortment of snakes, totaling five thousand give or take an adder or two, Jims snake oil as an alternate fuel experiment was to put it crudely, fucked, and as I said before Jim was not happy. This whole sorry state of affairs had come to a head when Jim had been on the phone with his neighbour the ironically named Bob Plissken discussing an upcoming neighbourhood watch meeting and toying with his trendy rattle, the one he'd surgicaly removed from his pet rattle snake Gary, thinking there was a snake in the room Bob ran screaming from his house directly into the path of an oncoming unicyclist, leading to an unavoidable collision, thankfully Bonny the cyclist was uninjured, but Bob was not so lucky, a broken toe from the wheel of the unicycle, and a number of impact injuries from the three clubs, two chainsaws and the blacksmiths anvil Bonny was juggling at the time of the accident. It was the subsequent investigation into the mishap that led to the discovery of Jim's unlicenced and therefore illegal snake farm and oil refinery. The SPCA slid in and seized Jim's snakes, and the Seven Sisters oil company, after a three day party, dismantled the Popes refinery. After the court case Jim was sentenced to six Months home detension, Pope Jim is using the time to draft his next novel, the working title is Rage, the story of an angry misunderstood genius...due to his aggressive typing style Pope Jim is on his third keyboard....I wish you well your Popeness.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:05 pm 
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Good job Ghost, see ya on the other side Pope Jim... :smoke:


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Good job Ghost, see ya on the other side Pope Jim... :smoke:


I'd had the snake saga at the ready awaiting a P Jimmy post for couple of days prior to the sad news from Trip of Pope Jims sudden departure........

So long my forum friend, rest assured you will not be forgotten in my future inane and badly punctuated tales... :wink:


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:38 am 
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He was a good spelling and puncuation critic... :wink:


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:30 pm 
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Today, in Eugene Oregon, family and friends are celebrating the life of James George Wilson. Jim's sister posted this on Jim's facebook page.
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/regist ... M.facebook

Bye Jim.

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We could only wish it was an outrageous lie...Farewell Jim... :arrow:


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Plook wears a blobulent suit.

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NuclearProstate is being approached by Iran for their energy program... :smoke:


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Plook's underwear looks like he punched an eclair.

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NuclearProstate's poster is promitately displayed in the lunch room at the Cern Super Collider facility... :smoke:


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Blindfolded, Plook can tell you the color of an M&M, by taste. Plain or peanut. It's fuckin' scary.

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KaptKirk is a horrible dancer, and will fail to Tango on stage in Hollywood this winter. :P

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Coevad was nominated as "Palindrome of the year, 1963" but came second to Dlawso Yevrah Eel.

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Caputh is a fancy pants European kinda guy... :smoke:


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Plook is a good Zappa fan so he will lite a candle for the 48th anniversary of Varese death.

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NuclearProstate is not only a member of the Trendmonger Fan Club, he's the president... :smoke:


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Plook shook Titone's sweaty, clammy hand and then masturbated violently.

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