Zappa.com

The Official Frank Zappa Messageboards
It is currently Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:32 am

All times are UTC - 8 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 1552 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 59, 60, 61, 62, 63  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:06 pm 
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 29, 2002 3:48 am
Posts: 378
Location: Germany
"This life is only bearable with the belief that we and and the whole universe do not exist."
(Ariston Baton, nadaphysician)

_________________
Sit down and don't talk so much about things you can't eat !


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:24 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:26 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 7408
Location: Wellington New Zealand
Ahhhh there, there Biden's shorts Mr President.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:45 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:16 am
Posts: 2458
"24 Big Ones" (Art Tripp's 24th birthday photo shoot)

_________________
"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
"More Raw Unbridaled Bafoonary."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
Posts: 14755
She looks like an enormous Alice Cooper....

_________________
One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:30 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
Feed my Frankenstein!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:22 pm
Posts: 601
Location: Sydney, Australia
'Dr Weirdo, I've got a headache'


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:15 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
The show must go on.

theatrical credo from the 1800's


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:55 am 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:40 pm
Posts: 3580
Location: Eugene, OR
If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. -- Hawkeye Pierce, stolen from Groucho Marx


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:02 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:16 am
Posts: 2458
You're about as much use a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest

_________________
"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 7408
Location: Wellington New Zealand
Your as usless as a one armed paperhanger...


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:31 pm 
Offline

Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:24 am
Posts: 192
Location: Sardegna
I think that everybody would have more fun, if they would be a little bit more cynical ... and a little bit more realistic.

(Frank Zappa on a Dr. Demento interview)


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:39 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 7408
Location: Wellington New Zealand
The cheque/check is not in the mail.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:55 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
Pope Jim wrote:
If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. -- Hawkeye Pierce, stolen from Groucho Marx


Nice. I watched M*A*S*H the other day and Klinger (Jamie Farr) said that to someone who threatened to loosen his teeth. Burns made 'em fight it out.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:42 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
Col. Potter had a bunch of cleaner ways to say bullshit.

Mule muffins!

is one.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:01 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:18 pm
Posts: 2932
Location: Between the Badges
Horse Hockey!

_________________
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:05 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 7408
Location: Wellington New Zealand
bull pucky


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
prairie biscuits!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:14 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA
"How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"

_________________
You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:20 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 7408
Location: Wellington New Zealand
Perhaps via the priest hole my son?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:45 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: Orange County Ca.
coevad wrote:
Col. Potter had a bunch of cleaner ways to say bullshit.

Mule muffins!

is one.

Watched the M*A*S*H celebration from 2002 yesterday. When they did the Col. Potter segment, they did a bunch in a row. Got two I don't remember hearing before.

Mule Fritters!

Buffalo Bagels!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:09 am 
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 29, 2002 3:48 am
Posts: 378
Location: Germany
Habit is a great deadener.
- Samuel Beckett -

_________________
Sit down and don't talk so much about things you can't eat !


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:41 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 7408
Location: Wellington New Zealand
See thoses three shovels?

Take your pick


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:35 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:24 am
Posts: 930
Location: Oh, in the sky
"Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them."
George Eliot

_________________
I'm not bald; I'm taller than my hair.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 1552 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 59, 60, 61, 62, 63  Next

All times are UTC - 8 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 5 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group