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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:01 am 
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habla english?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:55 am 
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Cleon?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:35 pm 
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can (the real) captain kirk speak klingon?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:22 pm 
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Does he need to if he has one of those translator gizmos'?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:44 am 
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If the translator is a Samsung will the klingon have a Korean accent?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:39 am 
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If its a female will he hit that shit?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:54 am 
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Did you ever see that episode where he fucked that green bitch?

http://youtu.be/EG2EP-iPUro

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:57 am 
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he fucked the wicked witch of the west?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:18 pm 
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Or is DaveO talking about Gayle McLaughlin? :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:52 pm 
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Wasn't everyone hot for the Green Chick?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:03 pm 
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The green chick looks off, can I just eat the fries?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:29 pm 
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Where do I go to get a Hot Green Chick?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:00 pm 
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Have you tried Froggy's down on 726 2nd Street? :wink:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:12 am 
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Shouldn't you be checking the Captain's Log?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:16 am 
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Is data made a back up of the logs?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:49 am 
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Isn't data made up of ones and zeros?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:21 am 
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Do you want Shatner's job as Alien Crotch inspector?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:43 am 
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Wouldn't that job be best left to the professionals?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:55 pm 
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Shouldn't you use a probe?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:00 pm 
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The ol' nose probe for instance?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:02 pm 
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That would take care of the sniff test and the taste test would be in range, right?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:46 pm 
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Will you give me your lighter so I can sterilize some tweezers and find out?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:04 pm 
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Will that produce enough heat?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:55 pm 
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Should we start a small fire?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:05 am 
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Do you have any matches?


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