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 Post subject: Re: Stupid Signs
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:52 pm 
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Is that where Ian Anderson shops?

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Is that where Ian Anderson shops?


Yes, after a recommendation from Rob Halford, I wonder what they charge for the squeeze?


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Tower of power - buy one get one half price if you're quick.
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just plain doug wrote:
Is that where Ian Anderson shops?

He probably has his frozen codpieces delivered by limousine every Tuesday.
Lucky bastard.

This was at our local Food Basics.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupid Signs
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^ It's cool to make a U-turn though. 8) I'd be outta there! Yikes!

EDIT: Unless that arrow means I can't go back the way I came of course. Then you camp. :|

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^ It's cool to make a U-turn though. 8) I'd be outta there! Yikes!

EDIT: Unless that arrow means I can't go back the way I came of course. Then you camp. :|


....you have just driven into.......the Twilight Zone

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
^ It's cool to make a U-turn though. 8) I'd be outta there! Yikes!

EDIT: Unless that arrow means I can't go back the way I came of course. Then you camp. :|


....you have just driven into.......the Twilight Zone


Where you will now be required to take a field sobriety test with out delay.....


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^ It's cool to make a U-turn though. 8) I'd be outta there! Yikes!
EDIT: Unless that arrow means I can't go back the way I came of course. Then you camp. :|

or wait until the magnetic force of the mountain locates you elsewhere
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That funny?
Made me chuckle.

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BRAVO SIERRA wrote:
That funny?
Made me chuckle.


If the sign was made by mistake, it should come down, but if you find humor in a slang word for mentally handicapped then not funny, so is faggot, dyke funny?

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Pop-Tards made me think of spray on eatable leotards. Maybe I'm retarded for that, but I thought it was a little funny too for that reason. Retard(ed) or the mentally ill never crossed my mind until it was brought up.
Strawberry spray on pop-tards! Yum-yum-yummy-yum-yum. :|

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 Post subject: Re: Stupid Signs
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That funny?
Made me chuckle.


If the sign was made by mistake, it should come down, but if you find humor in a slang word for mentally handicapped then not funny, so is faggot, dyke funny?

If they are an unnoticed typo in a publicly displayed sign, yes, they are very funny.

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I often hear people who can't even speak their own fuckin' language.

Ths may b do 2 ovr-use of text spk.


I was drinking a homemade beer with a partially deaf friend. There was a small bit of sediment at the bottom of the bottle. Similar to Bald Headed John, he had a mysterious command of the English language and thought that the words sediments and settlements were interchangeable.

When he said "You might see some settlements (sic) at the bottom of the bottle, but they won't hurt you." I thought of microscopic setters living in log cabins upon farms which could then be lodged in my intestinal wall. :mrgreen:

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