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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:39 pm 
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Except if you're Randy California at a Spirit reunion concert:

"Disaster struck, however, when an inebriated Neil Young walked onto stage to join the band during the final show's encore of "Like a Rolling Stone". Randy would later claim that he didn't recognize Young, but at the time was angry with Neil for upstaging what he saw as his own comeback to Southern California. Randy immediately moved over in front of Neil and began pushing him backwards, away from the microphone, back past the drumkit and offstage."
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:40 am 
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Steve Reich.
Do you pronounce his surname as Rike or Ricshe?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:47 pm 
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I agree wholeheartedly Spacebrother. I really don't give a fuck about most mucisians' politics but when you call the President a dog you are a stupid racist asshole.

I think racism is one of America's greatest evils.

Really? A dog? I don't see how "dog" is specific to the black condition. How about a cat? Is calling the President a cat racist? Or, is it because cat's are more aristocratic, so a dog must be a bad thing. How about Duck-Billed Platypus? Wow! I bet that's really racist! I might agree calling Obama a monkey is kinda racist, but, I've heard parents refer to their children as monkeys, and I don't think they were trying to be racist.

Mind you, I'm not saying Ted Nugent is definitely not a racist. I don't know how he feels about the subject. But calling someone a dog is racist? Next, you'll be telling me calling someone an asshole is racist.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:50 pm 
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I thought he called him a "mongrel"?

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just plain doug wrote:
tweezers wrote:
I agree wholeheartedly Spacebrother. I really don't give a fuck about most mucisians' politics but when you call the President a dog you are a stupid racist asshole.

I think racism is one of America's greatest evils.

Really? A dog? I don't see how "dog" is specific to the black condition. How about a cat? Is calling the President a cat racist? Or, is it because cat's are more aristocratic, so a dog must be a bad thing. How about Duck-Billed Platypus? Wow! I bet that's really racist! I might agree calling Obama a monkey is kinda racist, but, I've heard parents refer to their children as monkeys, and I don't think they were trying to be racist.

Mind you, I'm not saying Ted Nugent is definitely not a racist. I don't know how he feels about the subject. But calling someone a dog is racist? Next, you'll be telling me calling someone an asshole is racist.
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random juxtaposed post - ted nugent is over there

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random juxtaposed post - ted nugent is over there

P'rhaps... but, my random thought was about the way anyone dissing a person of colour is automatically labeled a racist, whether they would say the same thing if it was a white guy, or not. If I had left this post in the Nuggie thread, some people (I said some people), some people would assume I was defending the Tedster....which I'm not qualified to do.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:31 pm 
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"Dog, didn't you know that cat with the scratchin' fever is one banana short of a bunch? :lol:

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"Dog, didn't you know that cat with the scratchin' fever is one banana short of a bunch? :lol:



Dog the Mountie Hunter... :mrgreen:


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Plook wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
"Dog, didn't you know that cat with the scratchin' fever is one banana short of a bunch? :lol:



Dog the Mountie Hunter... :mrgreen:

Mount the doggie hunter! :mrgreen:

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As I was out sweeping the streets of Fontana
As I was sweeping Fontana one day
I spied in the gutter a mouldy banana
And with the peeling I started to play

Sung to the tune of The streets of Larado
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:28 am 
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Got more? :D

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The headmaster of a UK school, berating parents for taking kids on holiday during term time...
"its not about parents, its about children - instead of a cheap holiday, think of your childrens' future".
Well, when my kids ask 'dad, why did we never go on holiday as kids', I'll quote that cunt.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:13 pm 
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Dog, truth and nirvana are very real figments of one's imagination...knee deep, knee deep, now lettuce spray any vegetable and the chances are good....wait for it.... you'll get a veggie all over you, hopefully, hopefully...see's the beast! I see's him, you see's him too? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
It a random kinda' day.
You know if I put this shit on FB, they'd put the thumbs down avatar back on. That's how far into BS'ing each other with witticisms and family pix some of these "people" sites have gotten now. Pin it! Shove it! Jesus tits man, love is all you had better show. Not bad if your stopping a war, but telling a friend to stop whining and your off, jaysus! If I don't like something/someone I refer them all to FZ's FB page. That'll show them.

Ou. Oh ya, yous guy's and goils is alright. The "not that it makes a heck of lot of difference players" or Zappa's Zeolots are some good Freaks to know, from coast to coast and across the seven sea's and all the Major#C's, tabootenschtiiiine-I-E-Ine. :wink: 8)

We need a shirt and LOGO. With outta duck, I mean doubt! :oops: FZ on front and back, like the WOIFTM sans SGT. Pepper maybe? The front of the shirt blows up into some really nice tit's might be nice for the guys, a lot lower succulent orifice for the goils. :twisted: Doe's anyone have any ideeee-a, what that can do for a group? :mrgreen:

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How is it that you always see a random nun at the airport?
Are they going on holiday or is it a business trip?

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How is it that you always see a random nun at the airport?
Are they going on holiday or is it a business trip?


They're probably looking for some old boxes :!:

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everyone has haemorrhoids....



but not everyone has haemorrhoid problems :wink: .
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everyone has haemorrhoids....



but not everyone has haemorrhoid problems :wink: .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid


They are a pain in the arse


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Yes - funny why no-one ever tried to make them a bit more popular.

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thenoisydrum wrote:
How is it that you always see a random nun at the airport?
Are they going on holiday or is it a business trip?


It's most likely a disguise.


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How is it that you always see a random nun at the airport?
Are they going on holiday or is it a business trip?

They're waiting for "HIS" arrival, just incase he really does fly on Virgin Airlines. :wink: :)

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^Mother Mary & Josef she's built for the king of kings! ...
...That's me! That's me! Oh my god! (forgive me pops, it's your job) Oh my god Madge, you NYC slit. Take me I'm yours you hole! Fulfill my wildest dreams. :lol:

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Remove the packaging and it probably all come flopping out :wink:

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Blow wind, blow.

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Remove the packaging and it probably all come flopping out :wink:

With 3 beers & a fistful of downs, those titties be flop-ploppin' all around the world! :wink: :D

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