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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 3:18 pm 
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Whitey, My Man!  ^5 bro!  ROTFLMAO!!!  You clever little white boy.<br><br>Mattie Told Hattie<br>is really no match against<br>the drooling savant<br><br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 3:28 pm 
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I'll drool in your Hat<br>Until your eyballs go splat!<br>Z-Fan's brain spews HOT!<br><br>This is fun!  A definite drool catcher!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 3:34 pm 
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Zappa's music's cool<br>But it has a high price tag.<br>I drooled on your Mat.<br><br>I'm drooling NOW!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 3:49 pm 
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Music from the Vault<br>Really makes my dick grow hard!<br>I Love Grateful Dead!<br><br>Music from the Vault<br>Really makes my pussy wet!<br>I Love Frank Zappa!<br><br>I sure love CD's,<br>And I sure do love my tapes,<br>Gag me with a spoon!<br><br>Consideration,<br>A trait that is not known by<br>Mattie Told Hattie.<br><br>I, drooling savant<br>also though, I am known as<br>Wooziewazoozie<br><br>Mattie Told Hattie<br>Perhaps deserves a new name?<br>Like, Flamin' Maimie!<br><br>There, I think I got it all out.  Whitey, I hate you.  ;D

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 3:57 pm 
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Mattie Told Hattie<br>Asked in a Mongoloid Tone<br>"Will they marry me?"<br><br>The Cat in the Hat<br>Might as well be driving a<br>23fnord

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 4:01 pm 
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As I have often been heard to say " The abuzement of de galoot cologna can only lead to de furtha appreciashun of annally retentive calliope music."<br>Or. as dat groupie in duh movie sez,"Oooh, caa caa."

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Phew! Spew piss and shit<br>Like those guys on Z-forum<br>MTH and Sheik

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I'm a winin boy<br>Babe I don't deny my name<br>Watch that pool of drool

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 4:21 pm 
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Ooooh, he be droolin agin. Watch out everybody!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 4:32 pm 
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<br>[quote author=drooling_savant link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=0#7 date=09/18/02 at 19:10:41]<br>Phew! Spew piss and shit<br>Like those guys on Z-forum<br>MTH and Sheik<br>[/quote]<br>Note from the Author: You may sustitute "drool" w "sheik" if you like.  

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;)I yield to the king, drool on and be happy. ::)

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Here's an Interactive Haiku for those who are poetically challenged.  Have fun!<br><br>Visa/Mastercard<br>It is whatcha gotta have. <br>*<br>1 - Your shit outta luck<br>2 - You can't rent a car<br>3 - We don't accept cash<br>4 - Can't get your way here<br>5 - Send money orders*<br><br>The Guys at Barfko,<br>Elly and Isky and Keith,<br>Are really Allright!<br><br>

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 5:02 pm 
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[quote author=white_person link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=0#11 date=09/18/02 at 19:34:56]<br>The story so far...<br><br>A one-sided war<br>MTH is MIA<br>Lots to catch up on<br><br>I'm cracking up, Drool! I hope MTH is game for this exercise.  :)<br>[/quote]<br>Hey! Do you like to <br>Exercise futility?<br>Cuz tempest fugit!<br><br>Im never leaving this Page!  Im a compulsive punster currently in treatment.<br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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Some subtle changes<br>Are really rarely noticed.<br>Turn it up a notch!<br><br>Haiku poetry<br>Is truly alot of fun<br>Thank you white_person!<br><br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 5:55 pm 
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When Mattie finds out<br>There's a battle going on<br>I will shit my pants.<br>

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You laugh at us<br>But you know that we prefer<br>You laugh with us<br><br>Hey Abbbbbbboooott?  Who's on Uranus?

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Don't fool yourself girl<br>You know it's winkin' at you<br>Mmmmm, Wristwatch Crisco?

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Counterfiet FZ??!!<br>What fucker would do such things??<br>I only trade tapes!

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Gail Zappa's cough<br>Frank lovingly compared to<br>A Barking Pumpkin

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My second muffin<br>Got a great big Poodle thang<br>Watchin' that cruel drool

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Coltrane and Miles<br>Influence the way I think<br>Birdland Paradise  8)

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Truck Driver Divorce<br>Runs rampant throughout America<br>Buy Utah String Beans

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