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PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2002 9:06 am 
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Project Object in <br>Asbury Park, NJ on<br>November the first.<br><br>Ike and Brock, maybe <br>a special guest also. Please <br>don't let Bruce enter.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 6:59 pm 
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Return of the Son <br>of Shut Up and Post Haikus<br>Fast, before I snooze.........

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2002 12:30 pm 
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Skipped Asbury Park<br>To Go to Towson instead<br>I think my ears bled<br><br>Nap Brock ruled the night<br>Sang Flambe' Encore from the <br>Spiders perspective<br><br>Most of crowd didn't <br>know words. "I thrilled her when I<br>drilled her" brought delight.<br><br>And now, dare I say,<br>Brock's Illinois Enema<br>is wetter than Ray.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 4:56 pm 
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[quote author=white_person link=board=general;num=1032396010;start=795#796 date=11/19/02 at 23:12:12]The thread was dying<br>Concerned parent intervenes<br>Fine, I'm a loser<br><br>Death, perhaps, is due<br>Mattie_Told_Hattie is gone<br>My final haiku?[/quote]<br><br>Nine Eighteen O Two<br>White Person Starts Famous Thread <br>Frank Zappa Haiku<br><br>The most sucessful<br>in numbers but maybe not<br>in importance , see<br><br>It's like White Person's<br>Dinah Moe Hum, Valley Girl<br>Substantive it ain't<br><br>We'll leave the substance<br>to "Top 5 gutarists" or<br>"Ever Dream About Frank"  <br><br>Thank You Frank Zappa <br>for Bogus Pomp, for Little<br>House I Used to Live<br><br>(You Had So Much Talent to Give)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:05 pm 
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The sun is setting<br>On self-conscience haiku threads;<br>Relieve misery.<br>

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 10:25 pm 
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Seven-Eleven:<br>My number of posts to date.<br>No one gives a shit.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2002 3:34 pm 
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1993 <br>Oh No, I Don't Believe it<br>Trouble Every Day.........<br><br>Two Thousand and Two<br>New Oz and New Website Blue<br>Gave us lots to do....................<br><br>Two Thousand and Three<br>May sounds of Zappa flow free<br>Fill our minds with glee............<br><br>

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2002 6:45 pm 
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It's two thousand and three<br>I'm absolutely free<br>but there's one thing <br>I gotta know...<br>___________________________<br><br><br>FILL IN THE BLANK WITH THE LINE I AM THINKING OF<br><br>Winner gets a custom burned cd - whatever you want on it.   HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2003 6:20 am 
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..Can it realy be that someone actually,<br>  put dog shit on my christmas tree

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2003 11:05 am 
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So this is why you became a L.O.R.D. drool?!  ;)<br>Congrats with your creative job!  Me cannot do!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2003 6:25 pm 
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[quote author=white_person link=board=general;num=1032396010;start=795#803 date=01/01/03 at 09:26:21]<br><br>Happy New Year to you, too, R_D_C!<br>Well, the lines before the blank one would suggest "How'd that asshole ever manage to get in", but that would dash your rhyme scheme, so my guess would be, "Why does it hurt when I pee?".<br><br><br>In my best William Shatner School For Overacting voice...<br>"Must...fight...urge...to poot...haikus!"<br>[/quote]<br><br>White Person , you are the winner!! You beat VapoSlob who guessed correctly at 10:54am Today on the other Haiku thread! That's exactly the line I was thinking. Let me know what you want on a custom cd - I have every FZ except FZ Plays FZ Tribute. Other stuff too......<br><br>and........   but.............  also................ a new car!.........<br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 3:06 pm 
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[quote author=white_person link=board=general;num=1032396010;start=795#806 date=01/02/03 at 00:08:25]<br><br>!<br>Roger_Daltrys_Cape, thank you for the fabulous prize. A Frankie award, and now this...I'm gonna start crying again! Boy, talk about starting the new year off on the right foot. So blessed, I am.<br>Mr. Rog, I'm pretty much full-up on official Zappa. Howzabout a mix of handpicked ditties that best reflect the fringe elements of your musical tastes? Being the magnanimous, almost saintly bloke that I am, I promise to forward a copy of your compilation to Mr. Slob. I'm sure he arrived at his answer independently of mine, and I already have his addy. It's kismet! One final condition: exchange your addy for mine, and allow me to reciprocate your generosity with my own compilation.<br>[/quote]<br><br>This is gonna be fun ................<br><br><br><br>The track list and liner notes are already taking shape in my head........<br><br>        the cover art too............... <br><br>                           So, What did you win?<br>                      No ice pick in the forehead,<br>                                 No Yoko Ono.<br><br><br><br><br>   <br><br>

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 4:46 pm 
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<br><br>Prolific Subject<br>numero uno started<br>chico de blanco<br><br>It's Back For all of <br>You Newbies, 5,7,5<br>All you need to know

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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2003 6:30 pm 
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The number of posts<br>300 the number that<br>made sense 22

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roger_daltrys_cape wrote:
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Beatles Archies Monkees Where
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haiku sucks large cock
never could relate to it
blow me blow me blow

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 5:47 pm 
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I am the slime ooze<br>In out from your T.V. set<br>You will obey me

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turkey and stuffing<br>pumpkin pie and candied yams<br>happy thanksgiving!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 9:17 pm 
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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=general;num=1032396010;start=765#773 date=11/26/04 at 23:07:41]<br>Just glad this here ain't<br>The drool v MTF page<br>You would kick my ass[/quote]<br><br>both you and i know<br>it ain't about me or you<br>there's no need to fight<br>

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