|
Dear Mr. Zappa,
As a life-long amateur musician and an almost-60 year old, who first heard Freak Out in 1967, and despite growing up and living in the Deep South managed to see your father perform at least five times, I will open by saying that I am not here to say anything bad about you, any individual associated with the ZFT or the band, Zappa Plays Zappa, or to question their motives or love of FZ and his work. You asked for opinions and here is my HONEST opinion, expressed as best I can:
This was the second band that I have seen that purported to play the music of a man that I always considered a genius and a hero, and as always I went to hear the music. Music that I dearly love.
To be honest, I was disappointed, and I sincerely believe, based on my understanding of FZ's high musical standards, that HE would have been disappointed, too.
Now, I understand that the music is difficult for ANY musician, BUT - anyone who thinks that what was represented as "KING KONG", was anything close to correct is fooling themselves, and while, to me, that was the WORST of the evening, there was much more that I found lacking.
The star of the night, in my opinion, was Ray White. His voice is just as great as it ever was, and his stage charisma was brilliant. Having said that, why were the lyrics to Illinois Enema Bandit so incomplete? What happened to the line "No poo-poo jokes", one of the key lines of the song?
And this was not the only case where lyrics were incomplete to the point that the resulting "rendition" was left far short of the original's quality. I witnessed the fact that FZ often changed things around, and that sometimes he did strange things to the music AND lyrics, but in so many cases the incomplete nature of the songs, as performed by ZPZ, left me very disappointed. Sure, the general themes were there, and that's great, but where was the polish?
I'm not going to get into nitpicking about things, but I was down front and never really got much of a glimpse of the two players who were hidden behind the wall of amps. I know the stage was small, but I don't know why you couldn't have put them out front where we could see them.
I didn't go expecting to see a faithful re-creation of something that COULD NEVER BE duplicated. Artists like FZ and the shows he created are a once-in-a-lifetime thing. But I can't help thinking that you could do a much better job. Especially on things like King Kong. Please! Go to rehearsal and put on the live track that was recorded "on the flat-bed truck" at Miami. Listen carefully. The tempo, the swing of the beat and the instruments. Try to play THAT. THAT'S KING KONG!
DZ! - before you accuse well-intentioned people of "musical transgressions" you should take a close listen to what you're doing. Again, I am not questioning your love of the music, OR your rights or legal copyrights, or any of that. BUT - I will say this, that guy that you gave "15 minutes of fame", I saw his band at least four times. You may think that my ticket money is money that he took from you, but what came through from him and his musicians, is that they were there because of their LOVE for your father's music. You have more money in your drummer's kit than they had on their entire stage, and I'm sure they weren't in (the most beautiful EVER) blue Prevost, but honestly, they did a much better job of the MUSIC because they did it out of LOVE FOR THE MUSIC.
And - It showed.
DZ - I know this post will NEVER make it onto your site, but I do hope that you read it, and I hope that you take it to heart. I have no ill will toward you, or your mother, or anyone at FZT or any of the people who play with you. I have NEVER downloaded a free song from anywhere, or "burned" a CD, because to me, it IS stealing. BUT - What those cats did, coming around and playing your father's music, was great. I got to meet some of my heroes. I got to see them play, and they did it with love. And at a time when NO ONE ELSE was even willing to try.
Oh yeah...... They NAILED King Kong. Just NAILED IT.
|